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@iamyoursimper

If i had a dollar for every fictional characters i caught feelings for, i could afford therapy that i obviously needed
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What. The. Fuck. s.hinata x reader

this is inspired by the tt trend “They say shooters shoot, Duke Dennis what’s up with you?” [im not sure if anyone did this before but if so lmk.]

Hinata Shoyo was your favorite MSBY player; you had been to a few games and were amazed by how cool and energetic he was. Recently, the "They say shooters shoot, Duke Dennis what’s up with you?" trend had been going around, and few people got noticed by their celebrity crushes or TikTok celebrities. You found the trend so interesting and comedic that you decided to make one of your own for Hinata Shoyo. It didn’t necessarily matter if he saw it or not; it was simply just for fun. In case he did see it, though, you made sure you looked your best because you never know, right? You finally posted the video after three tries. You added a few tags, but nothing crazy. After that, you put your phone to charge and went off to do your nightly ritual of showering and reading to detox your brain from your phone to sleep easier, which was a habit of yours that was hard to break at first.You fell asleep wondering about the possibilities of that video and perhaps fantasizing about a life with Shoyo Hinata because you’re just a girl, after all.You woke up at noon. It was Saturday midday when you picked up your phone and headed to the bathroom to brush your morning breath out of your mouth. As you opened TikTok to mindlessly scroll, you were reminded of the video you posted last night, which had a lot of likes and comments.You laughed at some people relating and some "toxic fans," and then as you went deeper, you found comments saying, "HE LIKED AND REPOSTED YOUR VIDEO." You were now internally freaking out as you stared at the many comments saying this. Then, you saw a familiar name with a blue mark next to it.

Hinata Shoyo: nothing much, what about you? 😉

Your toothbrush fell out of your mouth. Although the comment didn’t quite seem like his, it was cute to see him comment. You quickly ran to his repost, and sure enough, there was your video. Was this real? You thought it was too good to be true and way too easy to get his attention like that.You quickly exited TikTok to head to Instagram to get your mind from going haywire. That was until you checked your DMs to be met with that same name yet again.

"Hey! It’s me, Shoyo. Sorry about my TikTok comments. Atsumu said to put that, but I came to reach out because I'm not really like that 😅 I'd love to get to know you if you were serious about what you said on TikTok?"

"What the fuck!" you exclaimed as your phone fell onto the counter; you splashed yourself several times before you saw this was all real.

i genuinely don’t know how i feel abt this it’s mostly js so my brain can start writing again because i haven’t in awhile.

mostly for @dearru and me

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Imagine your husband having what he lovingly calls his 'kiss-o-meter'. An inbuilt measuring system engraved in his mind ever since your wedding day, or so he told. He stresses to you how important it is to have his 'kiss-o-meter' at 100% before he goes to work, unless you want a despaired husband and an unenthusiastic worker as he would put it.
So imagine his surprise when you rush right through your morning routine, not even sparing him a glance. Only acknowledging him when you're about to leave, giving a mere hug before walking right through that door, not a speck of remorse in your step. He couldn't believe it, you just gave him a hug.
A hug.
Just a hug.
This is it, you don't love him anymore. You forgot about the most important part of his day, his morning, and his life. Not to mention he still has work and he doesn't think he can do it. But he has to, for living expenses and for you, even if he was deeply wounded by your international crime. Off to work he goes, meter at a sad 0.2%.
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the way I just KNEW I was gonna get Riddle 2-3 questions in like-💀

order can be nice and all and being respectful and mindful of others is important

but BY THE GODS does Riddle take things to the extreme

I KNEW IT, like man, kalim is open, sure he's energetic and reckless but he's open, dayumm

Cater : " Hi gang it's me Cay-cay! And today we're gonna see if I'm faster than this mouse trap. "

Yuu : "Cater n-."

Cater : * instantly gets his finger captured by the mousetrap*

Cater : " Turns out I'm not faster than this mousetrap and update, it hurts . "

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𝚃𝙰𝙶: 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙸𝚃 !! 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 ....... 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 4 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕:

1. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞

2. 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚍 $20 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍

3. 𝙶𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 4. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝

𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚠𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜! *𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 10 𝚙𝚙𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 143 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑:

-𝚁𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜

-𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚓𝚘𝚋/𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕

-𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 5 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜!!!

𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜 x

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I hate you but I love you at the same time Aphrodite..

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😭 MF YOU CURSED ME WITH THE TAG THING AHHH HOW COULD YA- but thank you at the same time.

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