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wnba finals really bout to be edd on one leg vs sue bird with half a nose

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

My darling followers, 

As a lot of you know (and have already agreed to preorder 😀), I’ve been working on a manuscript. It’s content is pretty on par with my blog but like ten times the stories and minus the GIFs. Unfortunately though, this isn’t Harry Potter and we don’t yet have the technology to print moving images. 

I think that at this point I’ve amassed enough of my internet army to feel confident self-publishing. The book would be available on Amazon to read on your computer, Kindle, or tablet. 

So my question for you guys is- would you help me out? Would you tell your friends about it? Would you post the link on Facebook and Twitter? Would you reblog the shit out of my tumblr posts about it? 

Let me know! Message me, reblog this, comment on it. Whatever. If the response to this post is good enough, I feel like I’d be ready to publish within a couple weeks. So no pressure, but let me know!!

Love you all and thank you so much for your support!

I did it. I finally did it. 

You can get it here if you’re interested. It’s $4.99 which I feel is reasonable. At the bare minimum it works out to like $.05 a laugh. Which is way better than the ratio from Jack and Jill or The Love Guru. But if you don’t want to buy it, I get it! You could still pass the word along to some sucker, right?

When you don’t think you have a chance so you friendzone yourself

this post emits a strong gay culture vibe

Thank you for this day

My People are too LIT.✊🏿

the lady who took off her coat and rolled up her sleeves…that’s so me

This was awesome

LOLLLL WHAT JUST HAPPENED BRO

Girls are starting not to gaf & I absolutely love it

This my favorite video now

FUCK IT UP!!! I’m hype for this idgaf mode too!!!

“A new trend has emerged in the [Western] fashion world. Or so they say. Fashion bloggers, stylists, and prominent members of the fashion industry are all talking about the ‘dress over pants’ trend, which Pakistanis have been sporting for as long as we can remember.”

I saw this Kendall Jenner tweet awhile ago on the internet and I remember thinking, “Hey that’s what us Pakistani and other South Asian women wear all the time; we’ve been wearing these for years. What’s so special about this?” and then I remembered that if you’re white, everything suddenly becomes sooooo chic and stylish!!! And when the rest of us wear it, we’re insulted or stereotyped, get nasty looks, racist remarks etc etc. I mean, I’ve seen a lot of other celebs in the West wearing clothes like this too and of course they all get praised by the media and fashion bloggers for starting some new and creative trends, but the rest of us get crap for wearing our original cultural clothes.

This dress is pretty common in Pakistan, and other South Asian countries. Pakistani women rock this look pretty well:

Why do they take our fashions and create some bland and boring version of them?

Here’s another article with historical and modern examples of South Asian (Pakistani and Indian) fashion of which these gorees stole, i mean….were “inspired” by lmao

http://www.comingoffaith.com/style/fashion/you-can-call-it-dress-over-pants-we-just-call-it-the-shalwar-kameez/

- Farah

Pakistanis and Indians do it so much better. Wtf is “dress over pants”

Bangladeshis, too!

There’s also the áo dài, which is the traditional Vietnamese dress.

I’ve never worn one, but they’re sold nearly everywhere in any Vietnamese community you’d encounter, especially where I live. “Dress over pants”, lmao

I was not familiar with the áo dài, those are gorgeous

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

this is way too fucking relatable

This is a KIDS show?!?

I’m just a clingy loser who needs constant attention and reassurance that you love me

Remember when Mandy was so fuckin hardcore she took over another show

Reminder that stealthing IS rape.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys