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@iamthedeadpool

My name is Will aka. Ghost Broccoli I'm 26 Years old and my mom says I'm handsome so it must be true I'm a young Negro American with a fetish for Winnie the Pooh and Darkwing Duck. I also write for Blacknerdproblems~ Here you'll find comics, anime and other random awesomeness
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Thank you to anyone who messaged me about my porny problem

You’re all the real MVPs

Can I get banned for saying the word porn? I feel like my blog is on a slippery slope now

Let’s hit em with one more P O R N  for the road.

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I deleted all 200 queued porn posts

I have the fastest fingers in the west

That would explain why the posts kept coming even after I changed my password and stuff, but if they come back then I’m blowing up the moon cause that’s the only option I’d have left.

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There’s 200 of these things in my queue

WHY

I’M GONNA PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ROBOT IN THE FUTURE WHEN THEY INEVITABLY TAKE OVER

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THESE PORN POSTS ARE IN MY QUEUE?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Hey idk if you can get into your account but you got a bot for SURE

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I CAN GET INTO IT

HELLO

I AM MYSELF AND I’M NOT A ROBOT OF PORN

AND I DO HAVE A BOT AND I DON’T KNOW HOW

IT MAKES NO SENSE

I HAVEN’T BEEN ON HERE IN FOREVER AND I’M HACKED???

THIS IS THE WORST SEQUEL EVER

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ALSO

If you messaged me, my messages aren’t working, but I think that’s Tumblr support doing something and nothing hacky going on.

BUT WHO KNOWS

Anyway, I’m alive because nothing can kill me except for my own stupidity and I haven’t been stupid in a while so I’m living forever. I am immortal.

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I do think it’s fun that I got hacked by a porn bot after the mass porn exodus of Tumblr

Another fun thing is that I HAVEN’T TOUCHED THIS BLOG IN MONTHS SO HOW DOES ONE GET HACKED IF THERE’S NOTHING TO HACK?

YOUR MOVE TUMBLR

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Anonymous asked:

Wtf with the fake ads?

I joined a cult and the only way to become a prominent member is to spam porn ads and images.

It seems like I’ve been hacked by a porn bot somehow and I’m pretty upset about it since I haven’t even logged in on here in a SUUUUPER long time due to school and life and now apparently something is able to reblog stuff on my blog.

I don’t even know how to fix this, but I contacted support. I’ve never clicked on any suspicious links or anything and no apps are connected to it at all and I changed my password but there’s still porny posts so I guess I have to keep emailing support.

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reblogged

In the movie Suicide Squad (2016) Joker runs a red light. This is a subtle nod to the fact that Joker is a criminal and breaks the law