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Princeps Gloriosissime Caelestis Militiae, Sancte Michaël Archangele, Defende Nos in Praelio Et Colluctatione, Quae Nobis Adversus Principes Et Potestates, Adversus Mundi Rectores Tenebrarum Harum, Contra Spiritualia Nequitiae, in Caelestibus. Veni in Auxilium Hominum, Quos Deus Creavit Inexterminabiles, Et Ad Imaginem Similitudinis Suae Fecit, Et a Tyrannide Diaboli Emit Pretio Magno. Praeliare Hodie Cum Beatorum Angelorum Exercitu Praelia Domini, Sicut Pugnasti Contra Ducem Superbiae Luciferum, Et Angelos Ejus Apostaticos: Et Non Valuerunt, Neque Locus Inventus Est Eorum Amplius in Coelo. Sed Projectus Est Draco Ille Magnus, Serpens Antiquus, Qui Vocatur Diabolus Et Satanas, Qui Seducit Universum Orbem; Et Projectus Est in Terram, Et Angeli Ejus Cum Illo Missi Sunt. En Antiquus Inimicus Et Homicida Vehementer Erectus Est. Transfiguratus in Angelum Lucis, Cum Tota Malignorum Spirituum Caterva Late Circuit Et Invadit Terram, Ut in Ea Deleat Nomen Dei Et Christi Ejus, Animasque Ad Aeternae Gloriae Coronam Destinatas Furetur, Mactet Ac Perdat in Sempiternum Interitum. Virus Nequitiae Suae, Tamquam Flumen Immundissimum, Draco Maleficus Transfundit in Homines Depravatos Mente Et Corruptos Corde; Spiritum Mendacii, Impietatis Et Blasphemiae; Halitumque Mortiferum Luxuriae, Vitiorum Omnium Et Iniquitatum. Ecclesiam, Agni Immaculati Sponsam, Faverrrimi Hostes Repleverunt Amaritudinibus, Inebriarunt Absinthio; Ad Omnia Desiderabilia Ejus Impias Miserunt Manus. Ubi Sedes Beatissimi Petri Et Cathedra Veritatis Ad Lucem Gentium Constituta Est, Ibi Thronum Posuerunt Abominationis Et Impietatis Suae; Ut Percusso Pastore, Et Gregem Disperdere Valeant. Adesto Itaque, Dux Invictissime, Populo Dei Contra Irrumpentes Spirituales Nequitias, Et Fac Victoriam. Te Custodem Et Patronum Sancta Veneratur Ecclesia; Te Gloriatur Defensore Adversus Terrestrium Et Infernorum Nefarias Potestates; Tibi Tradidit Dominus Animas Redemptorum in Superna Felicitate Locandas. Deprecare Deum Pacis, Ut Conterat Satanam Sub Pedibus Nostris, Ne Ultra Valeat Captivos Tenere Homines, Et Ecclesiae Nocere. Offer Nostras Preces in Conspectu Altissimi, Ut Cito Anticipent Nos Misericordiae Domini, Et Apprehendas Draconem, Serpentem Antiquum, Qui Est Diabolus Et Satanas, Ac Ligatum Mittas in Abyssum, Ut Non Seducat Amplius Gentes. Hinc Tuo Confisi Praesidio Ac Tutela, Sacri Ministerii Sacra Sanctae Matris Ecclesiae Auctoritate, Ad Infestationes Diabolicae Fraudis Repellendas in Nomine Jesu Christi Dei Et Domini Nostri Fidentes Et Securi Aggredimur. Deus, Et Pater Domini Nostri Jesu Christi, Invocamus Nomen Sanctum Tuum, Et Clementiam Tuam Supplices Exposcimus Ut, Per Intercessionem Immaculatae Semper Virginis Dei Genitricis Mariae, Beati Michaëlis Archangeli, Beati Joseph Ejusdem Beatae Virginis Sponsi, Beatorum Apostolorum Petri Et Pauli Et Omnium Sanctorum, Adversus Satanam, Omnesque Alios Immundos Spiritus, Qui Ad Nocendum Humano Generi Animasque Perdendas Pervagantur in Mundo, Nobis Auxilium Praestare Digneris. Per Eumdem Christum Dominum Nostrum.
Amen & Got You Mother Fucker
bringing this back because this is the funniest part of a 38 minute video that got copyright striked and took down this girls entire channel
spongebob writers: lets have squidward say “i’ve come for your pickle” in the halloween special to scare spongebob, it’ll be funny
squidbob shippers: omg!!! 😳 squidward is talking about spongebob’s d
WARNING: THIS POST HAS BEEN INFILTRATED BY MOTO MOTO. REMAIN CALM WHILE THE MOTO MOTO SITUATION IS DEALT WITH
my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.
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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
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shoutout to the League of Legends macOS client daisychaining three fucking apps with slightly different icons that break if you launch the wrong one first
I’m gonna tag a bunch of people in this because I want it to be big. It might blow up, it might not, but everyone should see this anyways. This is a drawing I finished today [July 20, 2017] to represent the kind of president we could have (if he was a sane individual, of course) but we just don’t for various reasons. If you are a Trump supporter you aren’t allowed to interact with this post. If I tagged you without knowing that you are a Trump supporter, ignore this. But to non-Trump supporters, I hope you like my drawing as much as I do-
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