just something full of goodness. 

Me_irl

the real reason colin was “a bad dog”

Reminder that Dan (danisnotonfire) and Scott (superfruit) are of the same height.

reminder

dan said he’s uploading pinof 9 bloopers on christmas, reblog to save a life 

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

speaking as a linguist: yes. that is exactly what happened. isn’t it beautiful.

That is literally what happened.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

reblog if dan and phil mean something to you

i’m trying to prove a point to my brother who said “no one would give a damn if they died”

Ooooooooh myyyyyyyyy gooooooood myyy heaaaarrtttttt, my dreams come true😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

Will always reblog

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

Damn

For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:

It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs). 

Reblog if you want to know how your followers found your blog

This fic was Cuddle Buddy on wattpad but it seems to have been deleted :(

- Tori

It isnt anvilable now but here is a book of person who copied the book word to word and only changed “cherry blossom” to “honey suckle” of course I dont aprove that but yeah :( The original is by sailingships on wattpad

same

normal webpage: error, unable to load page

this fucking awful place: w-woopsie!!!! woopsie doodly!!!!! we had a widdle boo boo and scrumbled it all up :’( pwease dont be mad…

Dream Daddy inspired @danielhowell~ 

Dream Daddy Phil

totally hillarius