My hungry ass could NOT survive the demon core.
"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am
This is my favorite joke ever.
THANK you I knew there was another one.
You're not getting away that easy Mr Bond
Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered
Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That's sex appeal baby
i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you
someone called me based recently and i responded “on what?”
my unfamiliarity with slang and difficulty reading social cues…….severe. you kids must help me
I'm going to change your pronouns to amateurnouns
THE EARTH COULD RUPTURE AND I'D BE JUMPING ACROSS STARS FOR YOU .
This feels like some sort of 2000s starter garage band lyrics.
I still love it though.
Kitten
Why does it look like your in a horror movie though??
6-yo said "send this to the science persons and find out what kind of egg." Here you go, science persons.
That's an egg
I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw
you are so beautiful in every way
We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible
You go to hell, but Satan tells you he’ll send you to heaven if you can beat him in one game of your choice.
can it be just dance
i just want to see satan with a wii remote dancing to abba
people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you
but i raise you
living in water tower
*intro to an intense fight scene that suddenly cuts to black* "Don't go away, we'll be right back on Disney Channel!"
I probably would've laughed if luz died, it cut to silence and back and then...
DONT GO AWAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK ON DISNEY CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!
The Collector plays Undertale









