its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

The outfit was so pretty and shiny

ah yes the two genders

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

Chap 13 of solar lunacy

i think the baby reveal was very scary for techno specifically

Ptide

this tweet was so ahead of its time

SUMMARY:

When you were hired by the infamous Red Son as his personal assistant, you expected to help him out with some administrative tasks, running errands here and there while he was busy doing whatever. But you hadn’t expected that you were going to form an unlikely bond with the demon, that you were going to learn surprising things about him, and that you were ultimately going to be the person he’d confide in upon encountering a significant problem.

And in spite of him being one of your most unconventional clients, you were going to fall for him along the way, little by little.

(This whole process also could’ve gone a lot smoother if only Red Son hadn’t tried to poorly disguise himself during your first interaction.)

(Which you easily saw through, but continuously failed to mention throughout the ones that followed.)

What happens if you have questions?

remembered I never posted on here these klance designs, so here you go! 💜

✦ standees / buttons

HOW COULD YOU FORGET

This one hit immediately after reblogging and I type this and there are many more

Fuck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes

I just want some god damned clothes

i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

open sims roleplay

‘Oh feebee lay…’