certain fall out boy songs are like ex boyfriends you just cannot keep your hands off of like the kind of ex boyfriends that took your virginity in the backseat of the family minivan while it was parked in the garage and you guys pretended it was just like titanic and the kind of ex boyfriends that still tease you when you see them out in public and flirt with you maliciously and snap your bra straps like you’re in 8th grade and the kind of ex boyfriends you want to push down the stairs but you end up pushing them into broom closets and you wake up and your whole mouth is sore from kissing and you say goddammit not again!!!!!!

it’s like i swore i’d never talk to you again after you broke my heart the first time you dirty rotten scoundrel with your stupid hot face and stupid hot body i hate you so much i would marry you tonight break my heart all over again it will only make me more tender for you

the full poem is incredible and i just need u all to know

This one shall do nicely.

35 miles, happy 24 hours.

24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.

It's ok, take your time

Hog swill

Might take a minute.

Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.

Buddy???

Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.

What

What the hell

tons of new (old) leathermouth photos by ninevoltheart on twitter - August 27, 2008 @ Slo Brew, San Luis Obispo, CA

this post is going around again and its been a few years so thought i should update with some of the new sex channels tht have been added

Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023

"If you know the painting by Caravaggio, Doubting Thomas, it was my direct inspiration for this piece.

A doubting Thomas is a skeptic who refuses to believe without direct personal experience. 50-60 years ago, it was not uncommon for people to think or believe that being gay was a phase or a mental illness or deviance in some shape or form. It's embarrassing that the same things are being said about trans people today."

STOP SCROLLING!!! THIS IS NOT A PHOTO IT'S OIL ON LINEN!!!!!!!!!

“Resurrection”

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

r/AmITheAsshole

u/TheSmartTwinVi • 26 days

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AITA for accidentally getting my boss’s (m) crush (f) to fall in love with me (f posing as m) while i was supposed to be making her fall for him??

so for context i work for this guy (let’s call him o) and he’s in love with this woman we’ll call v. v is super uninterested and refuses to see him ever since her father and brother died, but my boss really likes her, so, since im his most trusted employee, he sent me to tell her how much he loves her.

here’s where the problem starts: i tell her all about how much my boss loves her, and then when i run out of prepackaged things from my boss to say, i start speaking off the cuff. v absolutely loves this and starts begging me to come back every day, even going so far as to give me a ring that isn’t even mine??? now, she’s absolutely head over heels for ME when i was supposed to be wooing her for my boss.

another wrench in the situation is that im totally in love with my boss but he won’t even consider me (i’m in disguise as a man atm — long story — so despite our deep connection, he only sees me as a friend).

so aita???

festivefool

Ayo wtf

mariayyyya

INFO: why are you in disguise as a man???

| TheSmartTwinVi

| so i was in this big wreck that left me with no resources (it also killed my twin brother) and because i needed a job (and o only hires men) ive been living in disguise

ValiantMalvolio

YTA because you shouldn’t be tricking her like that, super rude and honestly I bet your boss secretly hates you. I’m a perfect employee for MY boss and I would NEVER do something like that to her

| SirAndrewAhhhh

| Boooooo

WhosTheManToby

Kshdno .’skbbjjkk!’oo@:&:9. Ooknbp1@2&

| FabianMoreLikeGaybian

| go home Toby you’re drunk

r/AmITheAsshole

u/TheSmartTwinVi • 16 days

1🫢 1🫨 1🤯 2👯 1💗 1‼️ 1👏

UPDATE: AITA for accidentally getting my boss’s (m) crush (f) to fall in love with me (f posing as m) while i was supposed to be making her fall for him??

hey guys. thanks to everyone for your support and everything. just wanted to give a huge update on what happened:

so v kept begging me to marry her and o and i kept growing closer and closer and then everything came to a head on this one day where super weird things started happening. people were accusing me of getting into fights that i hadn’t and telling me i did all this stuff that i couldn’t have possibly done.

v even insisted that we had gotten married, which made o super upset, and it was all just one big confusing mess, until all the pieces clicked into place.

turns out my brother isn’t dead! apparently he got rescued from the wreckage and is actually fine, and everyone had been confusing the two of us.

so, v HAD gotten married (to him) and because that was settled, i was able to reveal that i’m actually a woman, and o instantly declared his love for me, and we’re going to get married soon!!

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festivefool

WHAT THE FUCK

antonio69

tell your brother to call me

| ValiantMalvolio

| it literally says he got married???

| antonio69

| and what about it???? we can share

FabianMoreLikeGaybian

“turns out my brother isn’t dead!” 😭😭 bro you can’t just drop that on us

mariayyyya

anyone else find it interesting that o immediately became interested as soon as op told him that she was a woman??? does that mean he was interested the whole time she was disguised as a man??? sounds kind of bisexual to me

| ValiantMalvolio

| You really shouldn’t try to make people fit into your dumb little boxes (Projecting much?)

| mariayyyya

| fit these balls in your mouth

oh this is evil

What is that?

discord is adding parental surveillance. as nerdskii's tags pointed out its a ridiculous measure that doesnt help anyone because apps like Signal exist for actual illegal/sketchy activity and this just hurts lgbt teens looking for somewhere to be themselves and have resources especially with conservative parents

I use android. this is my secure folder, which was built into my phone. it has a customize option, so I've made it look like some bland fitness app. when you open it, it asks you to enter a password or unlock it in any other way you've set it to unlock before it lets you in

inside of this folder is like a 2nd phone almost, I can hide apps in here or have different accounts on apps I've already installed. I have a separate discord and tumblr inside of my secure folder (which I moved this blog to recently)

there are similar third party apps, usually disguised as a calculator that you set a certain number or calculation as the password to unlock. that's a lot more inconspicuous if opened, but also more well known, and parents might be looking out for any suspicious calculator apps

also, be careful what 3rd party apps you download, especially when it's concerning things like your accounts and data! make sure you're downloading something safe and secure

this isn't foolproof, depending on how far your parents are going to track you. if they've installed anything or had you install anything on your phone or computer, or had the chance while you weren't there, be careful for spyware. some apps report how long you look at each app, or can record sound from your phone on demand

also important: a good VPN can secure what you're looking at from the router, which parents may be able to access information from, but this also isn't guaranteed to work if the parental controls are set to block VPNs

another one, if your parents are tracking your location but not your app usage: download a GPS spoofer. you don't necessarily need to root your phone for this, as long as it's supported in developer settings. a lot of them are branded as tools for pokemon go, which can be helpful for plausible deniability

parents reading this: these are things I've learned from constantly having my shit taken and looked through as a teen. you aren't protecting your kids, you're ruining any chance of them trusting you with anything. if something goes wrong, you're going to be the last person they tell, because someone who goes to these lengths to see any little thing isn't going to be chill when something actually bad happens if this is how you act when literally nothing is happening

One of my favorite genres of post

It’s all about cock. Every. Single. Thing.

sickmind fraud be like

certified iconic post

Evergreen headline.

The article (from July 2, 2023): https://hackaday.com/2023/07/02/computer-speed-gains-erased-by-modern-software/

Which is based on the blog post (from June 27): https://jmmv.dev/2023/06/fast-machines-slow-machines.html

The original videos are linked in the blog post, but they are on twitter, so they might go away any day now, and they don’t even have alt text that I could find, so let me describe them to you under the break.

matt boldy you rock my world

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“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

*golden boy by bryce fox playing in the background*