i try not to judge people on their drink orders but a guy just paid £6.85 for the most disgusting beverage i have ever been forced to make. felt like i'd been complicit in a crime
matcha powder mixed with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup. it was a revolting shade of puke green and smelled like a foot.
I sent this post to my SO and they insisted on making it
how was it?
I refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole because I was scared, but SO says it was "horrendous", "so many layers of awful", and "the worst part is you can't get the flavor out of your mouth".
yeah that checks out
unfortunately i have to inform you that this guy is now a regular and forces me to recreate this beverage for him at least once a week. he calls it "the concoction".
Whatever face you made the first time brought him back
Potion of Extended Bad Taste created
Have you ever seen him drink The Concoction himself, op? I have a theory
the weirdest thing about all this is i don't even think he enjoys it??? the one time i actually saw him take a sip he 100% made an involuntary "yuck" face and then tried to cover it up by smiling at me and commenting on the weather. last time he came by i asked (out of morbid curiosity) "so what's it taste like?" and he visibly struggled for words before finally saying, "it's fine." and yet he keeps ordering it. every time. i do not understand this man
another one for the starbucks cryptid dictionary







