patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat

jesus christ

If I ever stop re-blogging this. I’m dead and there is an imposter in my place.

this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay will make me indebted to them

I’ll have what he’s having

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

I SAID

“MA'AM

DOESN’T YOUR HUSBAND HAVE

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

karma got it’s kiss for you, donny?

it’s 2020

she’s doing god’s work

This is what intrusive thoughts look like

“we were born wrong”

i'm losing it

me n’ the lads havin’ a boy’s night

Jaime Pitarch. Subject, Object, Adject, 2006.

chair, wood shavings from chair legs

“We came out here dressed in tshirts & doing hula hoops… they started gassing us. So we came back w/ respirators. They started shooting us. So we came back w/ vests… they started aiming for the head. So we showed up wearing helmets… now they call us terrorists. Who’s escalating this? It’s not us.” via @MauraBarrettNBC, featuring @MacSmiff

If the Feds keep this up the mothers in question will learn that being an anarchist who hates our country is not actually a bad thing.

I live in Portland. I have friends who’ve been shot with rubber bullets and who’ve been gassed. This is happening, and you know what the feds say?

“We’re just following orders.”

Well, sir, I’d like to point you to a little historical event called the Nuremberg Trials. That excuse didn’t work then, and it won’t work now.

funny you should mention that about cops

https://www.newsweek.com/ice-agents-complain-about-nazi-comparisons-say-theyre-only-enforcing-laws-1521382