not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

where were they. greta where were they.

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

“God is dead” -Zendaya

Zendaya is Nietzsche???

I was trained to kill and eat people as a kid

successor to “I’M A GIRAFFE”

i have mastered the art of stressing out and not caring whatsoever simultaneously

women in STEM (supervillainy, treachery, evilness, malevolence)

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

Osmosis Jones was right, that’s a city

phineas and ferb but everything is ambiguous and mundane

im sorry but this is SO funny and i was jsut OVERCOME with a need to transcribe it

theres a hundred and four days of summer vacation

and school comes along just to end it

so the annual problem for our generation

is finding a good way to spend it

like maybe

building

fighting

climbing

discovering somethin’

or a shower

surfin’

creating

locating frank

finding a bird

painting

and driving

as you can see theres stuff

gonna do it

gonna do it

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

@i-wish-i-was-an-egg bitch

You’re not wrong

This one goes to our Tumblr followers!

these virgins wouldnt last ten minutes on here

Finding out the destiel was semi-canon again in the original script on the same day that they cracked the zodiac killer’s last cipher during the week that we learned another rumor that aliens were real and have a government I. 2020 is unparalleled.

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

you know what it's barbie cinematic universe and we're just living in it.

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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This man (thatgreygentleman) is one of my favorite creators and his hot take on Zuko’s coronation is amazing

hi it’s midnight and i’m here to ruin your lives