Guy who asks a pedantic annoying question to an internet stranger and when they say “google is free” replies with “google is unethical spyware and I refuse to use it”
"And so I went into the studio," Jordan continued. "And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm' and 'ahh'. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."
But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.
"You think about that," he said. "You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me."
Losing my mind at the thought of that last quote with this delivery:
Losing my mind at
the thought of that last quote with
this delivery:
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Barbie doesn’t know Ken is a horse girl
I can't describe it this just overwhelms me I can't stop watching
every so often I remember that whales molt
I’m not sure why I feel this way, but imo this is the most cursed marine mammal fact I have ever heard
THAT’S RIGHT AND THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME SO I CAN INFLICT THIS ON EVERYONE AT 1AM!
Mammals normally shed their skin in small flakes all the time when their skin cells die off, but because whales are living in the ocean -AKA, Bacteria Stew- flaking off like that would cause microabrasions (really tiny cuts) that would mean the whale is continually fighting off infections. So, when a whale needs to replace it’s dead skin cells, it preps it’s new skin underneath, then sheds all it’s dead skin cells at once, like a lizard:
but not having hands makes it hard to remove this gross film, so molting brings many whales clsoe to shore where they can roll around on rocky/sandy coastal seabeds to scratch it off. Here’s a bunch of Beluga coming in for a mass scratch:
And THIS is what a chunk of Sperm Whale Molt looks like, floating in the water before it’s devoured by pelagic microfauna, because you take what calories you can get in the open ocean:
Nature is Amazing!
Fresh, peeled whales
The King of Silence: Who dares make noise in my presence...
The Unapologetic Sniffer:
Sniff a little pit. Suck a little dick. Get down tonight.
darkly glistening / trails of deaths trainees, interns / as nothing-makers
Mechanized walker built to fight in an endless automated war, now serving the Consensus of Order.
♡
She's everything, he's just ken (and they love each other)
