“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
so, the thing about the megafauna in boscage is that, even though it’s incredibly strong, it’s not particularly smart. they’re plants after all, and so their “thoughts” mainly just consist of violence in service to obtaining food, and violence for the sake of violence. that changes when shadow shows up though.
through their mutual black arms dna, the plants are able to connect with him, and they start poking around inside his brain. they see all his thoughts, all his memories, learn what he learns, know what he knows… and suddenly, the megafauna is extremely smart. smart enough to realize that having a mobile unit, not tethered to roots, and with a mouth that can speak for the collective, would be beneficial. so they smother shadow into submission. there’s just too many of them to hold back, once they decide they want him.
once he’s assimilated, they continue to learn more from him, and one thing in particular stands out: the creation of their world. through the eyes of shadow’s memory, they see sonic shatter the paradox prism, and thus, create boscage maze, and therefore the megafauna themselves. this leads the megafauna to the conclusion that their true creator is not gerald, the loathsome traitor who abandoned them, left them to starve, and now seeks to destroy them with project halcyon, but instead sonic.
the megafauna get a sort of reverence for him… “shadow” tells sonic that he forgives him for shattering the prism. tells him it was a good thing, actually. and that’s when sonic starts to clue into something being seriously wrong. frankly, he liked it more when shadow was upset with him… because at least that was really him :(
THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!
‘Kakashi just wants to hold the status quo’
Kakashi: follow your mission but if your teammates are in danger screw the mission, save them
Kakashi: *disobay’s hiruzen’s order’s to go save Yamato from Root*
Kakashi: *disobay’s tsunade’s order’s to go after Naruto and Sasuke*
Kakashi: *disobay’s village rules/orders to take Naruto to the raikage to plea for Sasuke’s life*
Kakashi: *becomes hokage and pisses off countless people by ‘forgoing the old ways’ and actually changing shit.
Kakashi: *disrespects the elders by calling out their shit when they said danzo ‘was only trying to protect the leaf’
Kakashi: *never actually shown respecting Hiruzen, just doing his job because he was broken at the age of five and never truly given an opportunity to heal until after the fourth great shinobi war*
Kakashi: *should destroy root and everyone in it but decides to give them another chance in anbu*
Kakashi: *by all logic i should abandon this mission that the hokage gave me because you lied to us and it’s way over the level of my genin, but you need help so f*** it*
"Kakashi: *becomes hokage and pisses off countless people by ‘forgoing the old ways’ and actually changing shit." THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. SO MUCH THIS People often say "lmao what did kakashi even do as a hokage lololol, tell ppl to blow up the moon?"
meanwhile Konoha under Kakashi: technological advancement, becomes connected to the rest of the country/world, stops being purely focused on the military complex, becomes a regular fucking place where people are allowed to be people first, ninja or otherwise, place where kids can aspire to become something else than a soldier
kakashi is honestly probably THE BEST Kage in shinobi history because of how much of a NORMAL place Konoha became under him
i wish we got to see a bit more of HOW Konoha changed under him, we see that it changed, but as far as I know, there isnt much about the process. correct me please in the novels expand on it
and yeah, i mean there is a question of why are 12 year olds still becoming ninja?? I do sorta imagine that there would still be push back when it comes to increasing minimum age of becoming a ninja, not everything can be changed super quickly.... I wish we got to see those kinds of conflicts etc.
And he never even wanted to blow up the moon in the first place 😭😭 he wasn't even the one who said that
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT AAAA
i didnt watch the last xd
how is kakashi one of the most beloved characters in naruto yet so underappreciated ahahaha~
Ikr? 😭😭 In this scene, Kakashi was having an online meeting with the other Kages to discuss the moon's issue and the Raikage said "blow up the moon" then the camera switched to Kakashi just a second before the subtitle disappeared and that's when op cunningly took that screenshot to make it seem as if Kakashi was the one who said it, Kakashi was actually frowning in this screenshot because he was literally the only Kage who stood up to the Raikage and stopped him from trying to do something as stupid as blowing up the moon, especially that Naruto, shikamaru, Sakura, Hinata, Sai and Hanabi were all on the moon at the time and Gaara then backed Kakashi up and said that he agrees with Kakashi that they can't blow up the freggin' moon 😂 so imagine being accused not only of doing literally the complete opposites of what you actually did but also being accused of wanting to blow up your students and your ninja's up too 😭😭
The Ashitaka Cosplay is definitely more crucial than ever with this game
Recently bought Tears of the Kingdom and so far, it’s pretty fun! I feel bad for Link though lolol
A fun meme for y'all
i’m sorry what
Pog as slang comes from the twitch emote, taken from a video with pogs in them. What is a pog? A small cap from a juice drink that is traded and used in games by 90s kids. The juice drink was called POG, short for passion fruit orange guava. Passion fruit was named after its flower, the passion flower. Passion flowers were called "flower of the five wounds" in Portuguese, eventually being translated as passion fruit by the English in reference to the passion of Jesus, aka his last moments alive before being crucified.
I love history, language, words, communication, and humans.
NUMBER 8 THOUGH!!!! YES!!!! Look, it made me go all excessive punctuationy.
This is the good shit right here.
Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
that sounds good actually
fortunately, i have neither the time nor energy to do this
For once I am grateful to have a heart condition because it's the only thing stopping me from doing this
