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How Absurd.

@i-will-be-here-when-you-call

bisexual, masc leaning bigender he/she. Call me Phib (like fib). I’m 18+ but my blog is all ages. ADHD hyperfixations.
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if you reblog this i will fucking destroy you

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this is the worst sounding thing i’ve heard in my life, are you okay

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majima-apologist

Many thoughts all in brain

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hamlet-the-toaster-of-vengeance

this is just my brain. this is how it sounds.

Yes same exactly

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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

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Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

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Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

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Oh crap!!!!

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Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

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when you watch your friend slowly become a couch 

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found it again and reblogging it again

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth

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Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so– Likes charge reblogs cast.

vocaloid3-deactivated20201224

hey like or reblog if you post the following fandoms!! i wanna make more mutuals :3

  • pain
  • misery
  • kill
  • torture
  • suffering
  • bloodshed
  • anger
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I love typos more than probably any living human does

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Not a day goes by I don't think "almost time for me to cock out"

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picture me in the fall of 2020 wracked with sobbing laughter in absolute tears at my desk because my middle aged coworkers are creating the most magical sentences of my entire life and nobody but me notices