Pls reblog if u vote :)
if you reblog this i will fucking destroy you
this is the worst sounding thing i’ve heard in my life, are you okay
Many thoughts all in brain
this is just my brain. this is how it sounds.
Yes same exactly
Benadryl madness masterpost
I am fascinated by the correlation between benadryl and specifically spiders.
They use spiders in the recipe
The mind spiders use benadryl as a marker for prey
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch
Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.
Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…
Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?
Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…
Oh hang on what’s this?
I’m not sure I can reach it…
Oh crap!!!!
Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain
when you watch your friend slowly become a couch
found it again and reblogging it again
reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from
twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.
Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth
Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so– Likes charge reblogs cast.
Babygirl König (part 2)
-(…insert thirsty comment..)- 😏
Sorry it took too long :’)
hey like or reblog if you post the following fandoms!! i wanna make more mutuals :3
- pain
- misery
- kill
- torture
- suffering
- bloodshed
- anger
I love typos more than probably any living human does
Not a day goes by I don't think "almost time for me to cock out"
picture me in the fall of 2020 wracked with sobbing laughter in absolute tears at my desk because my middle aged coworkers are creating the most magical sentences of my entire life and nobody but me notices
Discord going down on international women's day like...wow misogyny
Discord is doing what to the women?
sounds pretty feminist to me 😳😳🥵
can you do Light Yagami audio to "of course I want to be a princess, what straight man wouldn't?"
can only imagine this sentence being preceded by L being a little shit
my fanart intro into a new fandom must always be memes, you're welcome (pls reblog)


























