@i-want-cheese / i-want-cheese.tumblr.com
anon hate isn't real.
anon hate isn't real until you offer me money to delete.
unless you are willing to negotiate buying my silence, forever, i will never believe you hate me. i will ONLY believe you secretly pine for me in a way in which you are frollo, and i am esmeralda.
(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk
My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)
they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a woman’s man no time to talk
I just choked on my sandwich holy shit
one shot, one kill
Damn
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.
you….. you what
turns out you don’t have to be beautiful at all, you can just be
