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i-want-a-chippy-tea

@i-want-a-chippy-tea

I’m a 20 y/o girl from the sunny land of England, living with chronic fatigue. I'm slightly obsessed with musicals, and enjoy a good cuppa. (she/her/hers)
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Anonymous asked:

I asked you the letter question. you arent unlovable, its just some guys are twats. im sure theres a mister right out there for you

I'd prefer a mister Hemsworth

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cant say id disagree, but i think id prefer a mr hiddleston

Of course you do

you got a problem with that mate?

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You don’t realise just how much you snack until you’re on antibiotics and you can’t eat anything for an hour beforehand, and two hours after... I’m fucking starving!

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flutejesus

hello my name is flutejesus and my style of soloing is to use the same five uncreative notes in slightly different rhythms to create the illusion of competence

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bitrumpet

those five notes are definitely the lick

sometimes it’s six if I wanna be spicy

where is the lie tho

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isolate

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

I’m literally not kidding

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

england, you’re doing amazing, sweetie, this made me so happy

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ironwoman359

Ok, i’ve been seeing these all over today and I’ve been very happy, but I think “Trump wears poorly tailored suits” is the most hilarious and utterly British insult I’ve seen all day. It’s lovely.