quiteliterallyhotsauce
WHAT THE FUUUUCK
This dude got caught in the middle of some spy shit
snowcoeurl-xiv
Are they dead is there an update?
cyberni
Source: twitter.com
hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
I’ve never seen anything so accurate though
dacmennis
I still don’t know what he’s trying to say here, but it makes me laugh every fucking time
18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.
my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
The mom friend override
gollumstolemyprecious-deactivat
The most disappointing thing about Spider-man Homecoming was that they didn’t include a shot of the entire outfit Tony buys for Peter after he tells him he has no other clothes, cause I mean:
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Im not arrogant but I’d just like more pictures of me having fun 😊
no you’re arrogant
Hey all, my girlfriend and I recently opened our etsy shop, take a look if you have the time, more items going up as soon as we can make em!
Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
- Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
- Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
- At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
- An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six
- (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
- friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably
- I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
- If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
- student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
- no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
- (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? student 2: enough
- teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?
- my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
- we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
- Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
In a soulmate we find not company, but a completed solitude.
Robert Brault (via thelovejournals)
Source: thelovejournals
lesbiari18-deactivated20170206
date someone who’s voice can make you feel calm
Or wet
or both