it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

I’ve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAIN 

AND YET

WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES

AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME

I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED

TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYS “BUT I AM LE TIRED” BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL

THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS

my wife and I still regularly say “hokay so”, “but I am le tired” and “and some big meteor’s like ‘well fuck that’.” Fucking iconic.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT NOW AND I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

I’ve quoted this video on a daily basis for the past 10+ years and will probably do so for the rest of my life.

This vidoe is there, on the wall of fame, right by “Crab Battle” and “John, you are the demons”

….but does any one else still sing badger badger

In case some of you were interested, dude made a part 2 recently.

Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

I live for this

This is the first recording of a Haka I’ve seen that manages to capture even a fraction of the true energy of it. And it’s because there’s so many of them that those boys would have been shaking the ground.

Seeing these boys in their modern uniforms and jackets and backpacks that say NIKE, participating in this ancient ritual, really just drives home what people mean when they say “I am not a costume.” The clothes here are not important. The energy and participation are important.

CULTURE

This makes me happy every time I see it.

Best sites to kill time on

Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?

** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**

• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry

• The Oatmeal - funny web comics

• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….

• The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious

• Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.

• Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says

• Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here

• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old

• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics

• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little

• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great

And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility

omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth: 

Fire:

 Air: 

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

They’re gonna meet in the middle

Fear Box | feat. Danai Gurira and Chadwick Boseman | Vanity Fair (2018)

Danai Gurira would survive a horror movie.

Alright but both of them are so delightful

Chadwick is too damn cute I love his voice and laugh

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

Cheap dates: here's how much it cost the telcoms sector to buy Congress and murder Net Neutrality

Congress took $101 million in donations from the telcoms sector, and then, by an amazing coincidence, 107 Republican Congressjerks sent a letter to Donald Trump’s FCC Chairman Ajit Pai, exhorting him to kill Net Neutrality without delay.

We don’t know exactly who signed that letter, though, because the signatures are illegible and the committee that published the letter won’t divulge the identities of the public servants who, on behalf of the people, told a regulator to destroy America’s internet.

Some of the names can be sleuthed out, and the remarkable thing isn’t that these bad people did a bad thing – that’s something that happens every day on the Hill – but how little the individual sums involved are. Mo Brooks [R-Ala] got only $26K, and Ron Estes [R-Kan] got $13,807, Paul Gosar [R-AZ] got $12,250 and so on. Some of these sellouts got a really great payday, of course (Cathy McMorris-Rodgers [R-WA], I’m looking at you and your $673,530), but the majority sold out for change rattling around in Comcast’s sofa cushions.

Mo Brooks, Alabama, $26,000    

Ron Estes, Kansas, $13,807    

Thomas Massie, Kentucky, $25,000    

Ralph Norman, South Carolina, $15,050    

John Moolenaar, Michigan, $25,000    

Neal Dunn, Florida, $18,500    

Mike Bishop, Michigan, $68,250    

Alex Mooney, West Virginia, $17,750    

Glenn “GT” Thompson, Pennsylvania, $70,500    

Blaine Luetkemeyer, Missouri, $105,000    

Paul Gosar, Arizona, $12,250    

Richard W. Allen, Georgia, $24,250    

Kevin Cramer, North Dakota, $168,500    

Greg Walden, Oregon, $1,605,986    

Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee, $600,999    

Billy Long, Missouri, $221,500    

Gregg Harper, Mississippi, $245,200    

Brett Guthrie, Kentucky, $398,500    

Bill Johnson, Ohio, $196,666    

Jeff Duncan, South Carolina, $41,830    

Earl “Buddy” Carter, Georgia, $39,250    

Susan Brooks, Indiana, $168,500    

Gus Bilirakis, Florida, $234,400    

Markwayne Mullin, Oklahoma, $141,750    

Mimi Walters, California, $161,500    

Joe Barton, Texas, $1,262,757    

Bill Flores, Texas, $127,500    

Pete Olson, Texas, $220,500    

Morgan Griffith, Virginia, $198,900    

Tim Walberg, Michigan, $131,850    

Fred Upton, Michigan, $1,590,125    

Joe Wilson, South Carolina, $104,750    

Martha McSally, Arizona, $84,936    

Blake Farenthold, Texas, $64,250    

Steve Womack, Arkansas, $104,750    

Tom Marino, Pennsylvania, $130,700    

Louie Gohmert, Texas, $85,055    

Walter Jones, North Carolina, $72,800    

Leonard Lance, New Jersey, $290,550    

Steve Chabot, Ohio, $332,083    

Bob Goodlatte, Virginia, $815,099    

Andy Biggs, Arizona, $19,500    

Mark Walker, North Carolina, $35,750    

Glenn Grothman, Wisconsin, $21,200    

Ken Buck, Colorado, $79,350    

Larry Bucshon, Indiana, $71,750    

Chuck Fleischmann, Tennessee, $42,00    

David Rouzer, North Carolina, $34,300    

Paul Mitchell, Michigan, $18,000    

Hal Rogers, Kentucky, $360,450    

Doug Collins, Georgia, $103,600    

Ralph Abraham, Louisiana, $27,300    

Mark Meadows, North Carolina, $14,500    

Michael McCaul, Texas, $216,500    

Jeb Hensarling, Texas, $270,198    

Mike Simpson, Idaho, $125,200    

Tom Emmer, Minnesota, $28,500    

Randy Weber, Texas, $13,750    

Rob Woodall, Georgia, $60,250    

Ted Budd, North Carolina, $15,500    

Ken Calvert, California, $219,212    

Diane Black, Tennessee, $104,750    

Virginia Foxx, North Carolina, $115,700    

Sam Johnson, Texas, $219,785    

James Comer, Kentucky, $22,750    

Trey Gowdy, South Carolina, $83,250    

Lamar Smith, Texas, $810,462    

Steven A King, Iowa, $210,810    

George Holding, North Carolina, $97,750    

Rob Wittman, Virginia, $57,250    

John Lee Ratcliffe, Texas, $53,950    

Jason Lewis, Minnesota, $221,174    

Jim Banks, Indiana, $16,303    

Bill Huizenga, Michigan, $34,000    

Bill Shuster, Pennsylvania, $202,500    

Steven Russell, Oklahoma, $23,500    

Adrian Smith, Nebraska, $165,834    

Jody B Hice, Georgia, $21,000    

Richard Hudson, North Carolina, $136,750    

Douglas L Lamborn, Colorado, $110,543    

Chris Collins, New York, $151,060    

Cathy McMorris-Rodgers, Washington, $673,530    

Brad Wenstrup, Ohio, $33,750    

Andy Barr, Kentucky, $51,100

Here’s a List of the Members of Congress Who Just Told Ajit Pai to Repeal Net Neutrality [Kaleigh Rogers and Jason Koebler/Motherboard]

https://boingboing.net/2017/12/14/cheap-sellouts.html

this is too real though

if suddenly you feel the urge to cry come upon you seemingly from nowhere, please, recognize that it is not from nowhere. it is from a somewhere where you forgot to mourn properly. a place only your body can remember. let these tears come. let your body mourn. let your body feel her loss. even if you cannot understand her (who can?) it is important to let your body have this. when the crying is over feed your body something special and be gentle with her. bless

(via THIS : TrollXChromosomes)

*sighs for a thousand years*

That means that there were discussions about what the Amazons should wear into battle in Justice League and the epic designs from Wonder Woman were rejected in favor of leather bikinis. Let that sink in. They rejected already finished costumes to redesign and remake the armor so that more skin would be showing.

Comparison pic. The Wonder Woman Amazon designs are by Lindy Hemming, and the Justice League Amazon costumes were designed by Michael Wilkinson.

Something about those two names seems relevant, somehow.

Ban Men from Making Movies 2k18

I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

literally me i’m cryinf

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

Trump silent as aides look to explain his vague Charlottesville statement

Anyone defending or standing by Trump is as deplorable, despicable, and contemptuous as Trump himself. Trump stands with Nazis and if you stand with Trump, so do you.

(via wilwheaton)

Thank you Trevor