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the dog ate my ADWD book, again.

@i-simp-and-i-draw-things

18yo | 🇮🇹 I like ASOIAF but Theon most of all, looking for an irl Asha Greyjoy🦑 (that book was rescued, don't worry)

They should make a movie with Robert Pattinson, Daniel Radcliffe and Elizabeth Wood about three has-been actors who can't shake off the roles they played when they were very young and so they just try to do the most bat-shit crazy stuff to impress people and make them change they way the view them.

Yeah yeah this is basically what already happened in real life but let's imagine it's the plot of a movie and they're friends in it. And it's not just bonkers movie roles like Swiss Army Man, it's also like, I don't know, Elijah Wood tries to rob a jewellery but fails and just ends up with a million meme on how Frodo was trying to get the ring back; or Robert Pattinson, well, the whole thing with Batman and he having starred in Twilight is already such a meme.

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies

Lmao. I think that Italy might be the homeland of bestemmie. Check out the section blasphemous profanity, of the Italian profanity wikipedia page.