Me watching Halloween Ends:

You know, I remember when Alexis was just a chubby-faced little girl racing around the house in that banned babywalker, and now she’s spending time in a drug lord’s trunk?!

I feel like this is pretty important to realize: the cops are becoming exhausted, and there’s a limited supply of them. NYPD has every cop on duty working full days every day. We have an unlimited capacity to rotate in fresh fighters that they simply do not have. We can take shifts. They can’t.

  This is also why we’re starting to see bare minimum concessions now. The powers that be have realized they’ve made a grave miscalculation. A week into it, and ideas that seemed utterly impossible even a month ago are on the table- LA is talking about a hundred and fifty million dollar budget cut for the LAPD, every cop directly involved in George Floyd’s murder has been arrested and Chauvin’s charge has been raised to second degree murder, parts of the Minneapolis city council is pushing to permanently disband the Minneapolis police department.

   What could we win with two weeks? Three? An organized general strike that brings the entire economy to a crashing halt? It is difficult to feel hopeful in such brutal times, but there is profound hope to be had in the realization that a week of getting our asses kicked has advanced the mainstream narrative around police so much further than electoralism would’ve dared to dream in 100 years.

MAY DAY (MAY 1ST) DO NOT CROSS THE PICKET LINE. NO AMAZON. NO INSTACART. NO TARGET. NO WHOLE FOODS.

these companies are making RECORD PROFITS while their workers are dying from being on the job. boycott them on may 1st. the power of our efforts lies in the efforts of the working class.

#2020 mood

The Sound of Music (1965)

*AIR HORNS*

Timely.

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

Idk who he is but I love him

This feels like a cartoon

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

This part got me so bad i had to gif it

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

this is what 5 million years of evolving specifically to evade predators looks like

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

these bitches really get it huh

This is literally happening and I want to set things on fire every time I use Twitter lately

More uplifting news during this outbreak ♥️

I needed this today!

03x01 | 05x01

(+ bonus)

This is an intense mood

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (2008-2020) “A new power is rising. I’ve foreseen it. The Jedi are going to lose this war and the Republic will be ripped apart from the inside.”