lori

oh so you want to kill god? understandable. i support that. but thats a boss battle im not sure youre a high enough level for yet unfortunately. you dont even know how to dimension-hop to god's house :( so for right now, lets build up to that by practicing on a different deitylike creature that actually dwells on this mortal realm first! your mission? kill jeff bezos

SHIT. FUCK. I INDULGED IN THE INNATE HUMAN DESIRE TO BE LOVED AND RECOGNIZED THE SELF IN THE OTHER AGAIN. DAMMIT.

white privilege is NOT:

white privilege IS:

so people with white fragility saying "well my life is hard too🥺": no one is saying it isn't. it's just that your life is not negatively impacted by the color of your skin. saying "white privilege doesn't exist" because you can't see what your privilege does for you or see the hardships others go through that you don't experience is ignorant and false.

I had a bagel so naturally I am now immune to pain sickness death etc

in my overwhelmed era

may i offer you some Hamlet booty shorts in these trying times

Why must we experience consciousness??? Wouldn’t it be preferable to simply put our feet in the soft grass???????

Everyday is Thursday if you're out of touch enough

I think this is the most iconic barbie doll and I think this is the only one.

A comic about the spectrum of responses to stress - we talk alot about the more extreme ends of this and trauma, but the more subtle and every day responses can be harder to spot. if we can understand our own and other’s responses better, problems Are easier to confront and blaming is less likely to happen :) hope it’s helpful!!

Much like a minecraft villager, my only instincts are run from darkness and throw bread

I was not expecting this post to actually get notes but it seems like we can all agree here

op do you also open doors to let the zombies in

If you could please refrain from insulting the fine green gentleman knocking violently at my door, that would be great. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a guest to welcome

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

Love wins

Spy Kids (2001)

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*cries in hand tremors*

Avatar Kyoshi? I just think she’s neat 💛

What is your wisdom 7ft tall womannn

last night had a dream an image was going viral and it was basically this

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.