Just letting y’all know
By the way, if you want to know current brain worms so you can ask something then they are pokepastas and Pokémon in general (and honestly I’m willing to put imposter v4 mod here too)
Enjoy the info

@i-only-came-here-for-my-fandoms
Just letting y’all know
By the way, if you want to know current brain worms so you can ask something then they are pokepastas and Pokémon in general (and honestly I’m willing to put imposter v4 mod here too)
Enjoy the info
Fuck shiny hunting I’m gonna look for the real treasure (a spinda with a spot that looks like amoong us)
as humans we've perfected years of selective breeding. we've domesticated dozens of starter pokémon. we've mastered the science behind genetic ability and nature transfer.
there MUST be an among us spinda out there.
the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.
Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.
The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.
What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?
“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”
What I am saying is that there must have been a process.
Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.
It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.
Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.
Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.
okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.
could he step on land if his shoes are wet?
No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this
What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?
can he be in a wheelbarrow?
What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?
What if he’s carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?
European swallows or African swallows?
this whole thread reads like a conversation between these two:
In fact im not entirely sure that it wasn’t their idea in the first place
It’s the snap continously playing for me 😂
icarus
… I thought this was a joke. I thought you were doing a bit.
my goth girlfriend
my girlfriend who is killing me slowly
my quirky cute girlfriend
my horror movie girlfriend
my girlfriend who is many and is one
my soft pastelcore gf who loves baking
my weed smoking girlfriend (yes, she smokes weed)
my glowstick gf
my giant round soft girlfriend
my small spikey soft gf
my evil imposter version of my round soft gf
Happy 1k to the mushroom polycule :)
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?
you fucking dare?
you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???
hey quick question gdocs
what the fuck
querched up white boy
i don’t have screenshots, but one time i typed the word “table” into google docs in the process of writing my story, and google docs carefully underlined the first four letters (“tabl”), and asked me if perhaps i’d meant to write “table”
yes, google docs, that would be why i’d written “table”
out of curiosity i accepted the change. the word now read “tablee”
WGA Strike signs!
At Fox Studios:
[WGA Strike sign reads "A.I. WROTE THE this sign]
At Netflix:
[2 WGA Strike signs read "our therapists keep saying we have to stand up for ourselves, so here we are, sorry." and "I like your offer as much as you like an angry female lead."]
At Universal Studios:
[3 WGA Strike signs read "If you want a funnier sign, PAY ME!", "PRODUCE THIS: " followed by an empty box, and "I HEARD A.I. REFUSES TO TAKE NOTES"]
At Disney Studios:
[WGA Strike sign reads: "THE GREEDIEST PLACE ON EARTH" in Walt Disney font]
for more signs: source
just a genera psa because people seem to forget it alot: please don't get baby pokemon if you can't support they're evolved forms!
yes volpix is small and cute, but ninetails is much larger, and will need more space and more food and different needs
actually cold take. there's a reason everstones are used. if it's secured properly AND you're not a battler, you shouldn't be focused on the care of a "potential" future pokémon. like, sure there's a chance? you should have a "worst case scenario" plan? but that shouldn't be the foundation for how you choose a pokémon
Ok real shit. How do you pronounce Arceus Ahr-see-us? Ahr-say-us? Ahr-key-us? Ahr-koos?
whichever option pisses god off the most
I think they’re pissed.
GREAT omen. truly great. anyway i'm off into hiding
Transitioning is a very serious decision and you shouldn't do it unless you're kinda bored and wanna try it out.
I want to push back on the narrative that's already going around that the "Reality TV" boom was because of the writer's strike. It's straight-up anti-labor propaganda attempting to claim the strike didn't do anything.
And it's blatantly false.
1) Survivor premiered in 1997, Big Brother in 2000, Amazing Race in 2001, American Idol in 2002, and that's just the big-name network ones I can think of off the top of my head.
The last WGA strike was in 2007.
The reality TV boom was already in full gear long before the strike.
2) The 2007 WGA strike lasted from November 5, 2007, to February 12, 2008 - Three months and one week.
It takes a hell of a lot longer than that to develop, pre-produce, shoot, and edit a television show than that. No studios turned around a reality TV series in those 14 weeks.
This keeps being brought up because they want to dismiss efforts of the workers by claiming the studios can quickly pivot to something that doesn't need writers (bullshit) and blame what's seen by many as a blight on American entertainment, reality TV, on the WGA strike.
I like how the colours all mean "this horse is a bitch" except for white, which means "this horse is a bitch and that's why I'm selling it"
Cowboy who introduces himself by telling you often and hard he cries feels like a tumblr text post
it was 1849.
Thank you SO much for that addition. It would have drove me batty.