happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

Since that list is caught up to our current date:

May 2021

January 2022

June 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

that’s all of them for the next 5 years

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

I love telling mutuals who are older than me but new to the site how to use tumblr. I feel like that trope where a child character with a blank expression reaches out their hand to the protagonist in a dreamscape to guide them around on a path to self-discovery

me telling my mutuals from another site how to allow asks with media

Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing

Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.

Cool 👍

man, what the fuck

This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

Being on tumblr for years like:

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

@belikov-barnes

@m-eowdy

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.

David's T-Shirt and pin ❤ (t-shirt buy here :))

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

Hey yeah! Why the FUCK don’t we do Moon Day, let’s fix this

Did you hear about the dude who dipped his testicles in glitter???

Pretty nuts

im having a moment

im turning rbs off of this in 24hrs you have my express permission to repost this image as much as you desire idc.

my birthday is in july! :)

There’s a pack of high schoolers going on a supervised trip outside and one of them yelled “OI MISTA YOU ME DAD” and I heard his beleaguered teacher respond “just because someone is wearing tweed doesn’t mean they’re British, we’ve talked about this”

I think there should be more foods where you can prepare them just by adding boiling water to a packet. If I could get all nutrition from instant noodles and packet soup I would. Give me a little packet that magically rehydrates into a chicken and veg wrap when I put hot water in it. I hate cooking.

Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the "woke mob" but not from the dastardly Frenchman