Two weeks later, we spoke again.
stopcallingmebitch
GODDAMMIT TUMBLR
artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK
IT’S LIKE:
thebitchiam
I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now
weloveshortvideos
Man or dolphin
fangirlymoose
His dolphin noise gives me life
Source: weloveshortvideos.com
this rly speaks to me
spacialfries
the voice crack makes up like 80% of why this makes me laugh
I can’t believe this is back
I hope there’s a lot of overlap between the Mean Girls and classical music fandom.
mahleriana
“oh my god karen you can’t just ask people why they’re violists”
“FOUR FOR YOU GLENN GOULD YOU GO GLENN GOULD”
“is reed shavings a carb”
givemetrills
“Cage stop trying to make *4’33* happen. It’s not going to happen!”
moltovivace
“what’s your bow made of?”
“your mom’s chesthair!!”
“Why should Mozart just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Salieri is just as cute as Mozart, right? Salieri is just as smart as Mozart, people totally like Salieri just as much as they like Mozart, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody? Because that’s not what Vienna is about! We should totally just STAB MOZART!”
nicklausse
“On Wednesdays we wear concert blacks!”
“And on the third day God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so man could shoot the dinosaurs…and the out of tune piccolo”
“I’m sorry that people are jealous of me; I can’t help that I’m first chair.”
“That’s why her case is so big, it’s full of secrets.”
“You have your chairs, and then you have your first chairs, and then you have your second chairs…”
“I saw Cady Heron playing eighth notes as quarter notes, so I played eighth notes as quarter notes.”
“One time she broke my reeds. It was awesome.”
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 Official Trailer – “For Prim”
Introducing the Knix Wear Evolution Bra. At the time of writing, the bra has gathered $117,519 on Kickstarter from 1,492 backers, and still has 30 days to go. Which is great considering the more money raised, the more everyone will benefit.
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artisticallyblack
I WANT ITTTTTT
this is like how to advertise bras 101.
dont sexualise it
explain how it works
benefits (odor stuff)
cool things (hey look! you can mess with the straps!)
why its better (no wire)
kickass stuff (machine washable)
like literally. any companies that currently make bras? do this. dont make them aimed for the pleasure of men. show that its practical and comfortable for a woman. not a dude.
Source: mic.com
What the FUCK is this I’m dying
marcgiela
me outside the club
me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
mooseblogtimes
unpopuler
IM DYING
cantpronounce
This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website
Electron microscope video of a needle on a vinyl record.