whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.
Let me put this in a way you’ll understand. Your son, Bakugou Ramirez, got hit by a car and has been “Isekai’d” to the ICU.
we need to free the nipple so bad im so serious we should be so far past the point where girl children are told they have to keep their shirt on while their brothers and cousins get to run around shirtless or women shamed for breastfeeding or trans men needing top surgery to go outside shirtless without getting judged at best and arrested at worst or girls getting taken out of class for not wearing a bra like this should be a priority
Hello world! Hope you enjoy heckin’ cool ASCII art ;v
A bit obsessed with totk right now so pls, have these pictures of the general store as a humble offering 🤲🏼
I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually
'You're just posting that for likes and reblogs"
That's the whole point dipshit
Do you guys think I make wizard themed shitposts to realign my chakras or something
Please don’t throw around the word ‘chakras’ esp if you are aren’t Asian it is a religious term. This is cultural appropriation.
bro what, chakras are to do with buddhism and hinduism not just vague "asian"
Gentiles,
If you think there's no antisemitism at all in your community, you're wrong.
If you think there's no antisemitism at all in your place of worship, you're wrong.
If you think there's no antisemitism at all in your school, you're wrong.
If you think there's no antisemitism at all in your workplace, you're wrong.
If you think there's no antisemitism at all in your family, you're wrong.
You don't notice it because you don't know enough about or don't care enough about antisemitism to notice.
Antisemitism usually isn't as obvious as someone blatantly saying "I hate Jews".
Learn how to identify it. Fight it. Or don't call yourself an ally.
If you think there’s no
antisemitism at all
in your school, you’re wrong.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“One of my earliest Space Colony paintings was based on the giant ‘Model 3’ cylindrical habitats envisioned by Gerard O'Neill. I imagined the clouds forming at an ‘altitude’ around the rotation axis.” ~artist Don Davis
the world is so inhospitable to quiet girls
did an internship recently and got so much positive feedback for my work until one of my supervisors told my manager that while i did the tasks perfectly i was ‘a bit quiet’ … it was my only negative feedback and still it was so demoralising because i felt like i had pushed myself to be way more chatty than i am naturally. STILL i was ‘too quiet’.
not even a customer facing role btw, i had no interaction with the public. it wasn’t a criticism of my work; it was of my personality.
we went for an interview for a job at a library once and part of the feedback when we didn’t get the job was “they were too quiet” and we were like
Canon is for losers I'm here for six million fics of the same two idiots realizing they love each other to distract from life
Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.
They’re just mad because they aren’t winning.
Your roll.
I rolled a blorbo.
That means you get noticed by PM Seymour and get a ton of notes for a day before regaining anonymity.
Ok your turn.
More complete list of ways that websites and books about gardening shamelessly misinform and confuse people
Salvia is a genus of plants containing hundreds of species, including culinary sage, rosemary, and many species used as ornamentals. The Better Homes and Gardens list ruthlessly mixes common names for sage species with cultivar names, without giving the binomial Latin species name at all for a single one...
...and refers to two totally different plants only as "purple sage" in the same listicle
or DL; DR
Addendum:
Yes, for this to work, creators need to tag their works accordingly, so that people know what sort of content they are about to engage with and can nope out if necessary.
I will probably make another PSA about the importance of proper tagging later.
or SALS
Addendum:
”I agree with this, except when…”
No, then you are NOT agreeing with this.
Let me make this VERY clear. There are NO exceptions. None.
You don’t EVER harass real people over pixels.
If you disagree with this, kindly block and move on.
or YKINMK / YKINMKATO
or Don’t Be An Asshole
With love, why do you occasionally make my dash hell by posting the same image of a reverse mermaid on the beach a billion times? Like I respect the chaos but babe….why. (props for forcing me to take a break from my endless scrolling cuz my dash is just this fish tho lol)
"The Aneristic Principle is that of APPARENT ORDER; the Eristic Principle is that of APPARENT DISORDER. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of PURE CHAOS, which is a level deeper that is the level of distinction making.
With our concept making apparatus called "mind" we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give us. The ideas-about- reality are mistakenly labeled "reality" and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other people, especially other cultures, see "reality" differently. It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real (capital-T True) reality is a level deeper that is the level of concept.
We look at the world through windows on which have been drawn grids (concepts). Different philosophies use different grids. A culture is a group of people with rather similar grids. Through a window we view chaos, and relate it to the points on our grid, and thereby understand it. The ORDER is in the GRID. That is the Aneristic Principle.
Western philosophy is traditionally concerned with contrasting one grid with another grid, and amending grids in hopes of finding a perfect one that will account for all reality and will, hence, (say unenlightened westerners) be True. This is illusory; it is what we Erisians call the ANERISTIC ILLUSION. Some grids can be more useful than others, some more beautiful than others, some more pleasant than others, etc., but none can be more True than any other.
DISORDER is simply unrelated information viewed through some particular grid. But, like "relation", no-relation is a concept. Male, like female, is an idea about sex. To say that male-ness is "absence of female-ness", or vice versa, is a matter of definition and metaphysically arbitrary. The artificial concept of no-relation is the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE.
The belief that "order is true" and disorder is false or somehow wrong, is the Aneristic Illusion. To say the same of disorder, is the ERISTIC ILLUSION.
The point is that (little-t) truth is a matter of definition relative to the grid one is using at the moment, and that (capital-T) Truth, metaphysical reality, is irrelevant to grids entirely. Pick a grid, and through it some chaos appears ordered and some appears disordered. Pick another grid, and the same chaos will appear differently ordered and disordered.
Reality is the original Rorschach.
Verily! So much for all that."
To add: A lot of arguments on the Internet are just two parties compulsively trying to place their favourite grid, which they have declared is True in their minds, overtop of reality, often without any facts or evidence—but if they do present facts or evidence, they have been cherry-picked from the perspective of one who believes this viewpoint is True or the people who have established the facts or evidence did so with their preestablished bias that this paradigm for viewing reality is True.
This is why science as a whole has a huge replicability crisis. How humans perceive reality has a very intimate relationship with how they experience reality. It's likely that all the models we have for the relationship between how we perceive reality to work and how reality actually works are grossly or subtly wrong in some way.
#lets all take discordianism seriously and get wiretapped by the fbi