only here for shits and giggles

miles: english is a difficult language. it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though

gwen: you need to stop

Adult website and period tracker

I gotta say, so much queer intra-community horseshit dropped off my shoulders when I decided to adopt a firm policy that everyone is the expert in their own identity, the single most knowledgeable person about what it's like to live life in their own skin, and that if someone describes their experience in ways I find contradictory or paradoxical I should do them the courtesy of presuming that they are striving to express something very specific and nuanced, rather than leaping to the conclusion that they're just dumb and using words wrong.

Sure, there are some combinations of identity terms that I look at and go "hmm, I don't get how that works." I'm still a human being. But there's a big difference between not getting how something works versus insisting that it doesn't.

children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

True

Husband's grandmother was Elmo.

My father in law is named Kermit.

You do still occasionally see guys named Bert, or sometimes even Ernie. You can meet a guy named Harry and nobody's first thought on hearing his name is going to be Herry Monster. But Grover, Kermit, and Elmo are now forever the Muppet characters and nothing else.

Wanna see some toxic doomed yaoi?

No thanks I already saw Hamilton

What the fuck are you talking about

Hambilton and Burr could’ve kissed instead of shooting each other with guns I think

No they couldn't

passports…should not expire

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

i love it here

Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

Reverse Vulcan learning pit

Can we talk about the bucket with toilet paper next to it

7 + 4 = 12

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

“On the use of the phrase ‘on the’ and the colon-delimited subtitle in academic papers: A meta-analysis”

Throwback to this 90’s knick knack, a convertible 3D sphere that can transform into dozens of fun and useful shapes. Simply enjoy it as a bracelet, hair accessory, ornament (popular), or stim toy.

I have no artistic skill but I had the urge to illustrate the earthworm behaviour I was exhibiting this morning so enjoy this ms paint sketch

Please take your days off, these jobs don't care about you.

wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep

Queer music is impossible to define because we are not a monolith and we all have our own tastes and styles but it sure is not harry styles and taylor swift