Wylan: When your phones low on battery, don’t turn it off. It doesn’t always turn back on.
Kaz: Ya, it’s simaler to humans in that way!
Wylan: Why would you do that? You could get shot!
Jesper: One can hope...
Aelin: Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?
Jesper: Do you think you could pick Inejs voice out of a line up?
Kaz: Yes. Her voice is soft and silky, and sounds like silver bells they play on a warm summers da-
Jesper: What?
Kaz: I said maybe
*After Feyre leaves for the spring court at the and of acomaf*
Rhysand: You don’t have to be worried about Feyre.
Mor: Then why do you look worried?
Rhysand: I’m not worried for Feyre. I’m worried for the spring court.
This has spoilers to The Wicked King!
*After Carden exiles Jude*
Vivian: What are you looking at? Still learning all you can about human customs?
Jude: If nonsensical slogans attached to idiotic pictures of domestic animals counts as human customs.
Vivian: Excuse me?
Jude: ...Memes.
Kaz, to the murdur: I feel a strange emotion towards you guys
Jesper: Respect?
Kaz: Never.
Aelin: Am I the only one that seriously hates Lorcan?
Lorcan: No Aelin, I personally wildly hate myself, it’s a fun little game I play.
*someone to a younger kaz*: Wow, you are very mature for your age!
Kaz: Thanks. It’s the trauma.
*At Lysandras wedding*
Aelin: Do I look too perfect? I don’t want to put shine the bride!
Aelin: ...
Aelin: Just kidding! Yes I do.
Wylan: I really want to buy this thing but it’s too expensive! I wish it was cheaper...
Kaz: Everything is cheap if you don’t pay!
Elide: My uncle died.
Ansel: Oh! I’m so sorry!
Elide: It’s ok. I have had time to get used to it.
Ansel: Oh, did he die when you were young?
Elide: No, it happened about half an hour ago.
Ansel: Oh...
Manon: Do you ever just want to gently place your hand on someone’s cheek and hold their head in your hands and looking in to their eyes, and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck?
Elide: Well that took an unexpected turn.
Asterin: So did their neck.
*On Valentine’s Day*
Elain to Azriel: Roses are red, violets are blue,
Azriel: Aww, this is so swee-
Elain: Sunflowers are yellow, tulips come in all sorts of colors, so do roses, I really like flowers! Daffodils are also yellow...
Kaz: Sometimes I do this thing when I’m scared. I just locate the part of my brain that terrified, and I just... turn it off.
Aelin: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me, as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Lysandra: Are you ok?
Aelin: Rowan stole my garlic bread
*After Lysandra leaves on a trip*
Aelin: Aedion?
Aedion, crying: Lysandra used to call me that...
Aelin: That’s because it your name, YOU FUCKING COAT HANGER-
Wylan: How did you get in here?
Kaz: The door was unlocked.
Wylan: It was not.
Kaz: It was after I picked it.
Dorian: What are you doing out so late?
Manon: I was busy having fun.
Dorian:
Dorian: You stabbed someone didn’t you?
Manon: That’s what I said. Fun.
Nesta: Has anyone ever told you to just keep your mouth shut?
Cassian: Everyone. All the time.