I have an offering for you: the bones . the bones for kuzco. the bones chosen especially to support kuzco. kuzco's bones
The Justice league finds out about the new high king of the infinite realms when he walks into a UN peace conference to discuss that the US has preemptively declared war on his people with the signing of the anti-ecto acts and how he would very much like to avoid war with other UN members.
[kuzco’s bones added to inventory] fuck yeah.
Okokok so my main thought is not only is the Justice League freaking out, but the Green Lanterns are as well. An entire dimension worth of beings warning that an entire planet accidentally threatened war upon them? Yeah that’s very much so within their jurisdiction.
The League is freaking out and are afraid that this leader of this dimension may be extremely hostile but when they arrange a meeting, they find out that its just a teenager. From what Constantine informed the League, looks can be deceiving for Ghosts. Their bodies wont change but they may be centuries old and still look like a child.
First impression: The King does his best to be formal and stern but the second the meeting but Batman could easily see that this was simply practiced high class etiquette in place. They discuss the repeal of the antiecto acts and the further actions that would be needed to prevent something like this from happening again. The King seems to be relatively new at this but is fairing well and learnt much in his very recent acquisition of the throne.
Second impression: The second the scheduled meeting was over the King’s mannerisms did a full 180. From a stoic King to a very unsure teen. After cautiously and shyly asking a few questions to Superman and Martian Manhunter about their planets and history, the boys mannerisms fully flipped. He was now just a very excited kid who was excited in learning about space.
Discussions went back and forth for many hours. The boy threw bits and pieces of information about forcefully acquiring the throne and the stress it caused him into his conversations without even recognizing it. Did… did the boy briefly mention his family trying to dissect him?!
Ok yeah. The League had only known this all powerful teen for no more than 8 hours but they would already fight the armies of Darkseid for him.
Danny asking about Darkseid and someone mentions the Anti-Life Equation (probably Hal, not realizing he did so). A week later, Danny shows up and is like "hey, I looked into this equation thing, and it turns out it's a really complicated proof that has existed in the infinite realms for a while? But also, in order to make it work, you need to be dead, have powers over music and sound, and also be considered a guardian of a realm, so Darkseid can't ever use it."
The League is INFINITELY relieved. Batman asks to see it, but Danny says you need to come to the Realms to see the books, which he's unsure anyone who doesn't speak Ghost Speak will be able to understand but is also willing to take Batman to his Keep to see his personal copy (where Jason, who WAS good in school, ends up tagging along and being the only one to understand any bit of it, which he compares to a Beethoven symphony, and now Danny is Concerned about his Ecto and suggests a visit to the Far Frozen...)
(The League doesn't realize until later that Danny also technically covers all the checkboxes if he ever honed his Ghost Wail into a songster voice, but, by then, they realize this bean is so terrified of going bad even though he is so good that they trust him to keep it safe.)
Constantine: You have to be careful interacting with this guy. Full on Fae diplomacy rules. There's no way of telling how old he *actually* is.
Danny: OMG you guys are Real Life Aliens?! OvO
Constantine: You know what... forget what I said. Bats, give me the adoption papers I know you keep on your person at all times.
Batman: Why?
Constantine: Because he is magic, so I get first shot.
Diana: Surely myself or Marvel should be allowed a chance?
And this is how they started a brawl.
Omgomgomg
Marvel would just be like "I don't believe that I would be a fit parent, while being the Guardian of Magic." He really doesn't wanna adopt a kid who is older than him.
But then Danny gets excited because he has heard about him from Pandora and his rambling just moves to Ghost Speak at some point because ghostly concepts are hard to translate. Marvel, omnilingual as his powers make him, chats with him, not even realizing the language swapping and that the JL is staring at them.
Bruce knows how much kids want a connection to home and that trying to learn Romani still never got him to a point where he could talk like this with Dick, so he herds the other Leaguers away.
A dad has been found.
Little do they know that Danny is the one Dad-ing it up. The Keeper of Balance and Guardian of Magic make a terrifyingly funny duo
Kristin shipping Philza: a compilation of chat messages
In conclusion the reason Phil doesn't want to get with other men isn't because Kristin would be upset, quite the contrary.
i want to put them in a front load washing machine and watch them spin
Po velkém úspěchu doslovně přeložených memíček Vám přináším:
Doslovně přeložené názvy her
- Super třískací bráchové - Podpohádka - Svět válečného řemesla - Přes hodinky - Tým pevnost 2 - Hromadný efekt - Špičkový advokát - Pevné kovové ozubené kolo - Danganronpa
Dovolte abych vám představila práci svého bratra a jeho kámoše:
Já se vzpouzím proti TěženíŘemeslo. Těžtvoř to je, vy paraplata
Řemeslo těžby
thinking about how old umbrellas are
sometimes a design is so suited to purpose that it lasts for thousands of years
could travel back in time and buy a perfectly good umbrella. could show them my umbrella and they’d recognize what it was.
no matter when we lived we’ve all been subject to the sky
no offense to anyone personally but I think we are way too used to and comfortable with weekly releases and if that wasn’t already bad enough, it seems like most of you aren’t even patient enough to wait for the official release date my point is this industry moves way too quickly
The way that people treat with the medium of manga is interesting and sad because a lot of mangaka are disabled and becoming disabled because of the intense workload. The grace extended to legendary author-artists like Togashi should be how all these artists are treated, and more. Your favorite artists are destroying themselves to create the pages you consume and make judgments on and they deserve to take the time their bodies need to recover from these efforts. The weekly release schedule is literally hurting artists.
What’s worse is how they’re expected to do extra work unpaid like exclusive bonus illustrations for retailers and are expected to pay for assistants themselves. Licensing deals with adaptions are fucked up Gureishi is not the only one who has said an anime adaption did nothing for them financially Hideaki Sorachi of Gintama fame has also been open about how little money he has made from the hugely successful Gintama live action projects. Its so fucked up out there for them with no safeguards when their health fails them aside from living off of royalties, and this is an “improvement” from when publishers were fully okay roping manga artists into doing more than one serial at a time or lock them up in hotels with no sleep until they completed their manuscripts
I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"
IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.
This isn't exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:
- The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain's Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.
- He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.
- (Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn't be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)
- Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.
- Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF's nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.
- Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole "stealing a plane" thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It's Arthur.
"a catholic priest" i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.
You know what sure why not let's just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.
Me, reading the list post: Okay but, like, JRRT?
Every other person reading the list post: OKAY BUT, LIKE, JRRT???
everyday I remember the first task being 'feed the baby' and Phil giving him seeds headinhands we were NOT going to survive the first day
discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves
I love all of these
virgin mary barbie doll from argentina
Bad news, cause OP either didn't know or chose to be vague about it: It's not an ACTUAL Barbie doll, it's part of an Argentinian art exhibit called Barbie: The Plastic Religion.
Good news: There's also a Saint Sebastian Ken
Love ABBA's insinuation that Bonaparte fell in love with Wellington
excuse me
what
ceret week day 6: fashion/beauty
I pulled out an old sketch based on the “Madame X” painting and finished it for this one, it felt just perfect for both themes
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire
One under-appreciated breed of fic writer are the ones who hyperfocus on logistics to the exclusion of all canon shortcuts, and thus usually strike upon an awesome way to flesh out the worldbuilding or characters.
Like, I’m not necessarily talking realism here since often it’s still pretty far from realistic, but more like, “someone has to be running spies in this fantasy kingdom, and we’ve seen the whole royal court, so which background character is it? How does that change these three major interactions?” Or “real life historical nobility did in fact have some things to do that were like jobs, how does this human disaster cope with running an estate?” Or “there’s no reason for a sci-fi robot detective to know how to whitewater kayak, where’d she learn?” Or “if this guy is serving the emperor directly he has to be way high up in the space empire servant hierarchy, why is he doing this menial task for someone else? What’s his motive? Does he perhaps have the secret space telepathy?”
Anyway I’m always DELIGHTED to find a fic or writer who asks these questions because the fics themselves are universally bangers.
person who knows how logistical things works has picked up the cannon, hefted it thoughtfully, and put a single chalk mark precisely on the problem.
Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s
#oh is it time to repost this susan kare photo again
Dobrý den, obrozenci, dnes vám přináším nový díl seriálu "proč se proboha dívám na ČSFD recenze?"
Dnešní oběť: Ferda Mravenec (1984), seriál pro malé děti!
a Finále Grande:
Fuck being menace to society, society is menace to me.