Not Creative

Did I ever tell you guys

No, you never did

And I never will.

@humming-fly you were so right in these tags

im a man when its funny im a woman when its funny and when nothing is funny i drop to all fours and maul you like a wolf

Just like bugs bunny.

👆 my words boy

yeah the kill all hamsters initiative. it’s the charity i work for

Solidarity between cis & trans men with tits now and forever

Human bodies are much more fluid than colonialism has let us believe.

Trust me you do not want them to be in any other condition. If they were covered in blood then there would be no way for your body to effectively circulate that blood, leading you to bleed out. As for them being wet, I personally would not want to experience dry friction on my organs so I am more than okay with that

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous

Small correction to my original answer: your organs are not covered in blood unless you are bleeding internally or happen to be a bug

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

my coworkers, all of whom are white Christian women, said today that they think ANYONE of Palestinian descent should be deported to Gaza and then have bombs dropped on them.

They don’t know I’m Palestinian. I’m fucking terrified. We don’t have HR. I can’t lose my job. It’s crazy to me that they can spout genocidal bullshit but if I so much as mention my ethnicity they may turn on me and hate me.

I’m a patient care coordinator at a pulmonary practice. All I want to do is make sure my patients get the care they need and deserve. I’m the only care coordinator in my office. I’m great at my job. But it was so hard to focus today knowing that if my coworkers knew about one of the biggest aspects of my identity - one of the things about myself about which I am the most proud - they would stop seeing me as a person.

Fuck off with the bothsidesism. With the whataboutism. This is what the mass of propaganda and lies and anti-Arabism being spread in the media do. And I’m terrified.

i can't find the original tweet and when i google it all i get are transmisogynists circlejerking over how awful it was on talk shows, but i think about that one tweet that's like "i want to get a uterus transplant so i can be the first trans woman to get an abortion" at LEAST once a week. her MIND

god it's even better than i remembered

queerness under apartheid

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

what state are you in?

pretty bad

YOUR LOCATION

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

He Would Not Fucking Say That - but I really wish he would so I'm going to submerge myself in the fantasy of what could happen if this character managed to pull his head out of his ass even once

Girl I do no know how to explain that the vast majority of adults used to be children.

The tags are all great here but this one made me look at it for a couple seconds. I don’t recall jesus being born an adult im very certain he was also a baby at some point

there’s a very popular holiday about it, in fact

some thoughts about ADHD and baseline guilt

Twitter users will not survive the winter

What do they mean it’s impossible to have conversations there’s at least three different ways to do so here

There's literally a fucking chat and a messaging function

reblogs are conversations

October 14, 1977, Anita Bryant is pied for her antigay bigotry at a press conference in Des Moines, IA by Thom Higgins.

For the record, this is not just shitty for anyone who needs wheels to get around.

This would be HELL for my cane.

I don't use forearm crutches, but I suspect it would also be hell for that type of mobility device.

Same for walkers.

Same for anyone with limited vision.

Almost every single instance of hostile architecture meant to gentrify a place or keep out "undesirables" ends up hurting disabled folks too.

And that's intentional. Because disabled folks absolutely fall under the "needs extra time/care", unless the companies can get away with it

Wtf is the problem with skateboards to begin with

Skateboards let people have fun outside without spending money (except occasionally on upgrading the board). Oh, and some people just hate teens congregating for any reason.

Adults complain that "kids never go outside nowadays", meanwhile the reason is because adults would harass them whenever they do.

Hey so this post is actually extremely inaccurate.

Thanks to a follower of mine pointing it out it was discovered/shown that those latticeworks are actually for water retention placed in key parts of the park, Scissortail Park in Oklahoma City. They are not meant as walkways and as can be shown in the above picture there are clearly accessible pathways which are the actual paths.

While hostile architecture is always very much a thing to be on the lookout for, sadly sometimes we just gotta remember the ancient texts:

Reblogging because I'm fairly certain I blogged this previously and the new info ABSOLUTELY needs to be shared! We really need MORE architecture like this in concrete jungles to help allow water to return to the ground instead of into the sewer system.

The utter relief when you see something inaccurate and you’re scrolling going no…no! And then just when you’re about to have to resign yourself to writing a response or pretending you never saw this you see it’s already been handled.

Not Safe For Work

Remember, NSFW is not an abbreviation for nude that somehow has more syllables. It's shorthand for "If my boss happened to look over my shoulder when this was on my screen, would there be consequences?"

This is subjective, and depends on the boss and the job, of course. But many, many images that contain zero nudity are still very much NSFW (and sometimes, images with nudity aren't!) Consider this.