my toxic trait is if i saw a trail of blood i'd follow it and not out of a desire to help

Zelda Heritage Post

I got somethins to say

i already fED you

IRRELEVANT

Helicopter purring

is that a bug in your pocket or does ur penis have 6 legs & skitter around

they call me the bear because i make my girl whinny and poo

sorry..

ur girl is a nervous horse

it’s me

all of us tbh

Out of Touch

OP is still active with people reblogging a 1m notes post once a week

They are the true hero

i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

can we all just take a break from posting

yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway

not again

the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

Hello

you could be kicked in the nuts and spat on by every single trans person you’ve ever met and it still wouldn’t be a justifiable reason to be anti-trans. like just so we’re clear