It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

Waiting for prince charming

girls the demons feed themselves on ur insecurities and tonight we let them starve

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

on all levels except physical, i am a whore

"Aren't you worried those medications will affect your brain?" my dude that is literally exactly why i am taking them

u know what’s kinda stupid……….the fact tht if u don’t have money then u can’t do ….literally anything

OH MY GOD IF THIS ISN’T ME

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

I blinked 182 times now what

You die

oh