Infomercials. Because if the consumer won’t buy a product after 30 seconds of advertising, they’re certain to buy it after 30 minutes.

In 20 years, we will all be talking about how great things used to be.

my favourite time is when it’s summer and the suns just starting to set and the sky is a pinky colour and the air is still warm from the sun. It makes me feel so nice and whole

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

It’s okay to admit that none of us are half the man Steve Irwin was.

Your parents took your first nudes and showed/sent them to everyone they know

You never appreciate how good you normally feel until you’re sick.

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

Get drunk & text me telling me how much you want me

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

OH MY GAWWWWDDD

PLAY THIS WITH THE SOUND TURNED ON IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

i found my new favorite post on this website 

— Kriti .G (via wnq-writers)

“WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING”

Her tail went from ? to !

now she Knows