Sam: *Watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Gabriel: *Covered in ink* Maybe the squid was being a dick.
Lancelot: Why don't we all share something about ourselves??
Arthur: I regret everything.
Merlin: I have more bags under my eyes than I do personal belongings.
Morgana: I still don't know whose skull I found.
Gaius: I will one day erase my enemies with science.
Lancelot, laughing nervously: Positivity, am I right?
Remus: [Sighs dreamily as he puts up Sirius's wand]
Lily: What's got Remus so happy?
James: Last night Sirius got so drunk he couldn't recognize Remus.
James: Remus tried to take his shirt off to get him changed but Sirius slapped his hand away and said, "Stop! I'm married."
04/27/18 // look at the sky tonight, all of the stars have a reason
MC: *going over to Monika’s house*
MC, visibly upset: The worst part is, I don’t even have my holy water! I went to eight churches today and I couldn’t get one bit of holy water so I’m going into a demon home with no holy water!
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If guys just did everything right, and treated girls how they should be treated, then we wouldn’t need to turn to a fictional character like Peter Kavinsky to show them how it’s done in the first place.