muppet profiles
the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3
me: *spends $3″
me:
luv the dimensions of this brick I found in the woods. I’m going to keep it on my back porch forever. Luv it
Luv it
i love this brick!
i love this brick!
LOVE this brick
People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie
911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that
900 number commercial from 1994.
hi boys who follow me how do i get boys to love me
no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it
I ❤️ Manchester 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 Can’t wait to play for you again!!
📷 Dave Hogan // Getty Entertainment
taylor swift, im sorry but just who do you think you are? what gives you the right to make these poor men and women dressed in crocodile black lift you above on their weary shoulders so you can get a better view of your own ego and fame. it is moments like these that make me shake my head at such a person. look at that man who is on the right. now look at the one to the left of him. they both look exhausted and sad like this is 1940 and they just barely escaped encirclement at dunkirk. you should be ashamed of yourself. i will never listen to i knew you were trouble again because i should have known that YOU were