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I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him.
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myeclecticdream09
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lee-fletcher
what-a-catch-donkey
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I made some depressing “growing up autistic” memes
And yeah this is for the adhd peeps too
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“I want the soft grass on our backs when we’re looking to the stars.”
— s.s. (stephenstilwell)
Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.
angel: BE NOT AFRAID
human: oh fuck this is gonna be a group project isn’t it
angel: YES….
human: oh fuck, oh shit. goddamn it.
angel: I CAN TAKE A LESS TERRIFYING FORM IF THAT WOULD HELP
human: buddy you could be a box of kittens and it wouldn’t do shit for my blood pressure right now
joshpeck
there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end
leoismybookcrush
There is exactly one way but none of us noticed it
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“I could not see the world without your eyes. To have delved on your heart, I would not call home.”
— Chuck Akot, from Collected Prose, Sans tes yeux
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demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?
roomba: [is a roomba]
demon:
roomba:
demon:
roomba:
demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit
Demon: *gives Roomba sentience* : now, what do you want?
Roomba: what are you doing? Get off my floor. I just vaccumed there.
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Who wants to see an extremely rude looking diagram from wikipedia?
palaeofail-explained
palaeofail-explained
They’re sawfish teeth, of course! What else would they be?
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Imagine being invader zim. You're a full grown adult and these dumbass twinks throw you to earth and you have to masquerade as a 12 year old to invade it. You have green skin and huge ass eyes but the only one who even suspects you is a 12 year old who probably blasts touch tone telephone 24/7 unironically. Your only friend is a robot and he dresses up as your dog who's also green but nobody cares. You live alone. You have depression
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serotnin
big heart energy
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that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute
gaybirby
MY FUCKING HEART
Source: twitter.com
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Interviewer: The internet ships Newt and Gottlieb. There are like two thousand seven hundred and forty eight fan fictions about your characters. (x)
am i truly seeing this with my own two eyes in 2018. end me
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These cute dog snapchats will make your day
Source: babyanimalgifs
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gevion
do you love the colour of the sky
delete this
blackness-by-your-side
oh no, the gov’t tries to ruin lives of our younger generation AGAIN.
source The rule supposedly gies into effect in 2020
“Under a new plan to prepare them for life after high school, Chicago Public Schools students would have to show an acceptance letter to a university, community college, apprenticeship, trade school, internship, or the armed services.”
So more poor kids will join the military to ensure they get a high school diploma or they’ll be held back. *dystopia instensifies*
working-class-worm
You’ve heard of the school to prison pipeline. Meet the school to war pipeline.
