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bikinikillings:

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

mutuals meeting me irl

who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

I'm never my best in morning classes

hmmm

2 any bisexuals that need to hear this tonight; you are stupid, you are slutty, you are sexy, you are valid

poggers sounds like something finn and jake could have said

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

this post was written in 2018 but it hits a lot harder now

goood morning

this is the most viscerally lesbian image I have ever seen

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

the hunger

why would he eat like that

the hunger

The cronch goblin

me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out

I wish allistic people understood that infodumping about a special interest is a lot closer to baring your soul than sharing fun facts

Like the information itself isnt the point, its the conduit through which im trying to communicate with you. Its a love language.

What neurotypicals think it is: “I’m gonna ramble about this one specific thing that you’re not even interested in.”

What it actually is: “this is a thing that makes me happy, and I want to share my happiness with you because I feel comfy around you and I love you”

my friend: hey u ok

 me, in a depressive episode:

them: hello

 me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!