There's a devil inside of us

is it just me or do you guys play music randomly and hear a certain track that makes you think “why did i stop listening to this song??” cause thats me right now

our puppy recently had an operation and got the cone (or lampshade  haha) around her head to stop her biting the stitches so me and kim had the idea to do this, bless her!

Caffeine is the only drug you can publicly be proud of being addicted to

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

Men’s thighs. Reblog you agree

if you keep swallowing the anger back, it’s going to choke you

Photography: Kalliope Amorphous

Edward Henry Potthast 

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

— r. m. drake

The Internet is Hotel California, you can step out anytime you’d like, but you can never leave

You need an exam to determine whether you’re eligible to drive, but no exam to check whether you’re eligible to have kids

The only proper way to eat a plum is bent over a sink.