this was the single greatest moment in modern television

Kylo Ren: Control yourself. A lightsaber? Interesting.

Stormtrooper who's about to get promoted: If there's one Jedi left, it's not you

Batboy in the background died of second hand annihilation

can’t relate 

To what

i just can’t relate 

Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

So do seahorses read fpreg.

This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”

I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said “sure i dont pay for it” and the first time i saw him we asked if he was doing ok and he said “no i work here”

twitter thinks its the king of bullying but how many celebrities and companies has this site run off

twitter: i made fun of this persons appearance give me likes

tumblr: i brought yahoo to ruins and its shame was a reward in itself

not funny: bullying people

extremely funny: costing companies millions of dollars

"why do i keep learning things through tumblr" you don't fucking check the news what did you expect exactly picrew icon.

source

i am literally always saying this

makin my way downtown

slowly

these boots are made for stomping