me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

US LMAAAAAOOOOOOO @thegardenofeedan

100% US

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me when I catch myself being negative

1 minute after midnight tonight

Being on tumblr like

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rolf roasted his entire bloodline with this 1

Parks and Recules

REMEMBER:

Before Nicki…before Iggy…there was Mrs. Incredible

“i don’t know if i’m ready for college,” i say, a college student, who is already enrolled in college

:/

I loved channing tatum in spy kids

Shut up 😂😭

You ever kiss someone and know from that instant whether you're gonna like them or not?

Because as soon as we kissed I knew I’d love him.

I’d feel really uncomfortable being w a guy that has A LOT of money

I’m the perfect nigga for you I’m broke as hell let’s hit this Applebee’s n run out on the bill

Don’t want em broke either :T

the grand budapest hotel (2014) directed by wes anderson.

‭‭Psalms‬ ‭62:7‬ ‭NLT‬‬ (via pureblyss)

this fucked me up then and now