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joss would always remind me to use a calm face, because that’s ok to watch.

Exhibit number nth of why I’m just so so glad that Fury Road exists.

Ahhh someone found the interview where Elizabeth Olsen is talking about “calm faces.” 

The full interview is here. And it’s kind of fascinating, because the conversation starts out with the interviewer talking about how she has a great primal scream, and she’s the one who’s like “no, no, but you can’t always do that showing-emotion thing and here’s why.”

It’s really kind of sad. She’s an actor. Her job is to show us her feelings. And she’s saying that her natural instinct as an actor in this scene is to show emotion, but the director told her not to, because God forbid her face look “unattractive.” And you can say that this is a conversation about the technicalities of slow-motion, but it’s really not, because those technicalities are centered around making sure a woman’s face still looks “attractive” in the middle of a fight. The idea of a woman showing intense emotion during a fight or making a face that’s not “pretty” is so outside the conventions that she has to be deliberately over-the-top with her example face (which is actually a totally awesome face) and turn the whole thing into a joke we can all laugh at together. Like, haha, that’s so silly, we all know I wouldn’t do that.

Seriously, fuck all this. Let women have some goddam emotions on screen like normal human beings.

I fucking dare you to tell me Joss Whedon is a feminist. I fucking dare you. 

what she says: I don't like romantic movies
what she means: I am completely sick of the same white, heteronormative love story being shoved down my throat by Hollywood. I can't watch a movie about dinosaurs running on a rampage in a park without them forcing a pasty male and a pasty female into a no-chemistry, forced-smile, by-the-way romantic subplot. I have probably seen forty-five variations of the same bland fucking couple falling in love. Oh wait! Now they're falling in love during WAR TIME. SO ORIGINAL. BUT WAIT. NOW THEY'RE SEPARATED BECAUSE OF LIGHT-HEARTED EMBARRASSING MISUNDERSTANDINGS. FUCKING DELIGHTFUL. GOD

a complete list of my fav Snape moments!!!!!!

  • the time Hermione set him on fire
  • his death

• that time Harry dragged his whole life with “there’s no need to call me ‘sir’, professor”

it really irritates me that to be a good employee we can’t just perform the function we’re hired to do correctly and appropriately but have to do all this extra “above and beyond” bullshit we’re not compensated for

like the capitalist corporate culture than encourages us to work harder and harder and do more and more essentially for free? nope, i do my job and i do it exceptionally well but if i am ask to perform more services then i need to be paid for them

i find this is a v gendered phenomenon too like my supervisors have always expected me to put in more effort and be more accommodating and do more “just a quick favor” stuff than my coworkers/colleagues who are men, who are either not expected to contribute as much or are compensated more for making said contributions

Speaking as someone who as worked corporate..this is definitely a thing.

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That second to last panel is chilling.

I think about this ALL THE TIME. I fucking love it. 

Fandom is the most brilliant, beautiful, collaborative, critical, deeply subversive stuff there is and I ADORE IT TO PIECES.

And no, it’s not all women—certainly not, absolutely not. But I’d say it’s vast majority women. (…Ridiculous crazy vast majority anybody-except-cis-men.) I know I often think of fandom as a feminine and/or queer-centered space.

I’m reblogging for the added commentary and to add a link to a meta I recently came across. The whole thing is worth a read, but the first paragraph really resonates:

The types of fandom that are most often considered traditional and acceptable, and which are often either male-dominated or coded as masculine, tend to be acquisitive, whether in terms of knowledge (obscure trivia) or merchandise (collectibles). Whereas, by contrast, the types of fandom most often considered insincere, non-serious or “unreal”, and which are often either female-dominated or coded as feminine, tend to be creative, such as making costumes, writing fanfic and drawing fanart. (via fozmeadows)

“we all eventually have one.”

Except for those who aren’t weren’t “entitled” to exist past 18.

imagine being this boring.

The author says he’s a millennial but the dude looks like he’s at least 45.

I’m being generous here because he actually looks older than my dad, and my dad’s 55.

How sway?! HOW! ^^^^

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Imagine for a second you’re one of the best in the world at your sport. Imagine you’ve been training your entire life to be this good, ever since waddling out onto the ice for the first time at five years old. You skated until your little feet were numb. You put holes in the garage door practicing your slapper, and eventually your mom just got used to it. You woke up at 4 a.m. to drive to tournaments all across the country. You did wall sits and ran stairs for fun. You missed dances and parties so you could be this good.
Now you get to play in college.
When you get to college, you have everything you need to perform at the highest level. A trainer, a first-class weight room, protein shakes, customized sticks, free tape and best of all — ice time. Now you really start to take off. You’re seeing the game in slow motion. You’re adding a little extra whip to your shot. You’re playing the game beautifully and creatively and racking up points. On the road, you’re staying in hotels with pools and living the dream. You’re doing things at a level you never thought possible.
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Well I just got very emotional. 

ok but like how awkward were things between isaac and abraham after the angel told abe not to kill his son

like could you imagine dinner that night

sarah: oh so how was the hike you guys?

isaac: yeah dad. how was the hike. 

abraham: haha well (sweats)

Everything is a Remix: the remastered fifth anniversary edition

Kirby Ferguson writes, “Everything is a Remix has been polished, merged and rereleased for its fifth anniversary.”

Everything is a Remix is Ferguson’s amazing, must-watch series of videos analyzing the way that incorporating direct lifts from songs, movies and other art forms is critical to creative production. Watch these now, be amazed.

hamiltunes (side a) explained

Alexander Hamilton: the 2009 white house rap feat. everybody
Aaron Burr, Sir: aaron burr doesn't wanna be your senpai alex
My Shot: you know what this song is. everyone knows what this song is. don't act like you don't know what this song is.
The Story Of Tonight: we might all literally die so let's drink and be bros
The Schyuler Sisters: GIRL POWER!!! feat. bustles
Farmer Refuted: ham's dog has more eloquence than samuel seabury
You'll Be Back: george iii is literally the ex you hope never to date in the first place
Right Hand Man: someone please give washington some help. no burr, not you
A Winter's Ball: 20-something males being gross 20-something males
Helpless: eliza is a cinnamon roll too pure, too good for this world
Satisfied: a retrospective soliloquy by a. "i regret this" schuyler
The Story Of Tonight (Reprise): let's drink and be bros at your wedding because we might all literally die
Wait For It: aaron burr do you need a hug
Stay Alive: ham wouldn't have been that inexperienced and ruinous
Ten Duel Commandments: a guide on how to foreshadow ironically, by lin-manuel miranda
Meet Me Inside: george washington would be your senpai if you let him alex
That Would Be Enough: did lotteries even exist back then because ham sure won with eliza
Guns And Ships: i don't know if you're speaking french or english lafayette, slow down un peu oui?
History Has Its Eyes On You: i need help from that guy i fired: a memoir by george washington
Yorktown: "i can't literally die anymore because i might actually have to run a country?? eliza's pregnant???" - alexander hamilton
What Comes Next?: i'm a single independent nation who doesn't need no george iii
Dear Theodosia: those 20-something males are fathers with dreams and hopes for their kids and my god i'm crying
Non-Stop: ham is the actual energizer bunny

hamiltunes (side b) explained

What'd I Miss: thomas jefferson, america's original f*ckboy, is coming home
Cabinet Battle #1: turns out independence ain't cheap
Take A Break: say yes to this emotional threesome alex
Say No To This: you were literally just offered a threesome alex, what are you doing
The Room Where It Happens: "maybe my advice from act one was wrong." - aaron burr
Schuyler Defeated: it's always the quiet ones who tear sh*t up
Cabinet Battle #2: jefferson wants to get cozy with king louis' head
Washington On Your Side: burr, jefferson, and madison want washington as their senpai
One Last Time: you always remember your first (president)
I Know Him: george iii, we broke up years ago. i know john adams isn't perfect, but he's right for right now
The Adams Administration: george washington left two songs ago alex, keep it together
We Know: why are you telling your enemies your secrets hamilton
Hurricane: i've survived worse: a ham-obiography
The Reynolds Pamphlet: this is why you don't your enemies your secrets
Burn: eliza looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you
Blow Us All Away: philip has his mother's cinnamon roll personality and his father's obsession with honor
Stay Alive Reprise: you will never be able to count to ten in french without crying again
It's Quiet Uptown: it's unimaginable how hard you are going to cry listening to this
The Election Of 1800: thomas jefferson, you are a hypocrite
Your Obedient Servant: when did those 20-something males start signing their letters so passive-aggressively in their 40s
Best of Wives and Best of Women: why can't you ever include your wife in your life alex, let her be part of your last day
The World Was Wide Enough: "i survived but i paid for it."
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: eliza got sh*t done and that last harmony are the angels taking her to heaven after 50 years without her hamilton