Beavis said ACAB
Literally who cares if trans people are weird sex freaks. It's fine
You might want to have nasty and awesome sex one day and you'll be so lucky to find some kinkster who'll let you take part in the most unspeakable behavior you're capable of until you crave for that same feeling of liberation. Until then you straight up do not have to be on the horny furry website in the first place.
Anonymous asked:
my body is a machine that turns sucked dicks into dicks
Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”
So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom
It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education
602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡
and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up
make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll
So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇
Tumblr's Favorite Pokémon Round 5 Matchup 23
This blog is continued on side B. To keep scrolling, please remove the blog, turn it over, re-insert it, and press "play"
Hey op, there are people on here who don’t know what a B-side is
That doesn't seem like something I would have jurisdiction over
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