This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man

its definitely the gender envy on my part

Intro post ! :D

Welcome to the Texan characters battle! a place where we will learn what Texan character is the favourite

This is inspired by other competition blogs, but most notable are @autismswagsummit @lovejoy-song-bracket and @best-green-character :)

i'm mod V (they/them) and this is ran only by me with some help from a friend.

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rules:

based shadow

"I got owned today. And yes, I get owned constantly"

s/o to ppl with intrusive thoughts that aren’t just like “eat sand” or “trample ur neighbor’s garden” but are really fucked up and immoral like u guys aren’t terrible just cuz the thought comes into ur mind doesnt mean u like it or want to do it i hope something good happens to u today

i’ve been binging kitchen nightmares and i literally can’t believe this is never talked about

totally legal things ive collected over the years

beginner’s guide to legally doing things - use this browser for doing legal things - use this free vpn for doing legal things - the vpn’s playstore app - webrtc leak shield - photoshop - paint tool sai - she-ra 1 2 3 4 5 - movies in the us - movies in other countries - suf - ninjago - ninjago movie - pokemon movies - lego city adventures - film ebooks - freddy files (fnaf) - learn greek - toxicity awareness (ebooks) - 3ds emulator - 3ds roms - more 3ds roms - sun and moon rom - tomodachi life rom - even more roms - witch ebooks

THANK YOU SO MUCH OP!!!

Bi culture TikTok

hey coming from a jew here can you guys stop using "fren" to mean friend, it means "far right ethno nationalist" which directly translates to nazi. goyim can rb but dont comment

I did antifascist intel for years and never heard of this abbreviation.

its a pretty recent thing popping up afaik but its definitely there and i wanted to let people know because i see a lot of goyim reblogging memes from fascists that use this terminology

Wake up, Jewish and antifascist babes, new dog whistles dropped.

(Thanks op for clarifying, I'll look out for this)

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if this post gets 5000 notes I’ll bite into a tomato like it’s an apple

preparing for the inevitable

it’s time

pain pain and suffering fuck you I hate tomato’s so much I hate them even more now I’m chewing it as I type this fuck you fuck you fuck you

10000 notes and I’ll do it with an onion.

I gotta find an onion and I gotta find it fast fuck you guys

I woke my mom up to ask where she keeps the onions I hope y’all are happy

fuck fuck fuck pain I didn’t know the true meaning of pain until now it went Up My Nose the tears god tears and crying and sobbing I’m still chewing it I think I’m gonna throw up what the hell

This was 4 minutes ago are u ok

you’re the first person who has asked on this entire post, no! i am not! thank you

i have returned to continue my suffering, 15000 notes and I eat an entire lemon.

Love how we're all working together to make sure op eats their vegetables

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

I-

CHOKEDDD

cinematic parallels

Strike three

I hate them so much

TikToker @bdylanhollis exuding Chaotic Pre-Serum Steve Rogers energy.

Happy "Well THAT Blew Up" to this post. In honor of 20k notes, please enjoy three additional gifs I made for this set, but had to cut to fit Tumblr's 10-images-per-post limit.

Marvel and their secrecy are scary

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

real men carry knives on them so they can eat apples without ruining their lipstick

reblog if u think a snail or a slug would say “happy goo year” !! 🐌✨

SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO ?

Now you're just somebody that I used to know