↖ this sick son of a bitch listens to music

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

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GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!

WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!

Scrolling, sees this image, has to read the whole post to see what possible context it could have

hey bro are you okay? i just wanted to check in on you because i haven't seen any lightning flash ominously while a flock of crows flies overhead or heard your menacing evil laugh for the last few days and i got worried. i care about you, dude

for science...

if you reblog this you should tag it with what you voted and which country you’re from.

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

explain

:)

Reblog if you wish it came out seven (7) years ago (2016)

normalize whistling as a love language

wait oh my god

I’m so sorry women I meant this in an autistic way

you guys NEED to stop using these icons

i made some edits if anyone wants to use them :)

bigender versions (made with girl and boy colors)

colors are not boys or girls because they are reflections of light. i hope this helps.

im sorry to be the one to tell you this, but this is a homestuck reference

q u a s o

(tbh it works with Mischa instead of Ricky too)

Cis people do know that they can change their names too right

Like from what I’ve seen it seems like they don’t know that.

My first college roommate’s name was Sarah but decided our freshman year that Sarah was too common of a name and decided that she was going to go by Phyllis instead. It’s not her middle name or anything, it’s just a name she liked the sound of. Our entire friend group called her that for years.

My uncle-in-law is called Keith and apparently a lot of his nieces and nephews didn’t find out until they were adults that his legal name is John. I knew one of the supervisors at work as Rose for so long I was shocked when I saw her legal name on a piece of paperwork. My cousin was named after my grandfather, but with a name so outdated that he’s gone by a different one since birth.

And you’ll find that nobody challenges them on this topic either :) nobody insists “you should go by your real name.” Interesting.

One of my local friends legally changed her name purely to represent her better. She’s cis.

I wish my aunt didn’t know this because she changed her name to Larceny. Like the crime.

Tell your aunt she has my full support. Would love to be her accomplice

Tell your aunt she has

my full support. Would love to

be her accomplice

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Haiku bot said that it is time for larceny to prevail boys yes!

Haiku bot said that

it is time for larceny

to prevail boys yes!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

i control all branches of US government

You control old people you prick. Makes you forget

tired: "reblog for sample size

making all ur faves fat btw. die mad about it

"ohh but this character is an athlete/survives in the wild so it doesn't make sense!!!!" L + ratio + don't care + you have a very narrow understanding of how the human body works + thin =/= fit + fat representation matters more than any fragile feelings you may have regarding internalized fatphobia + learn to draw bodytypes other than skinny people + wizard BLAST

I keep seeing fic with words censored in the body of the fic like so: c*nt, f*gg*t, q-slur (seriously, come on), r*pe, *nc*st. I even saw a fic where someone was described as “sitting next to his unalived body” which was so absurd it made me laugh.

I’ve seen this trend in tags as well, which would be ACTIVELY FUCKING DANGEROUS if AO3 tag wranglers weren’t literal, actual angels who make sure that “rape” and “r*pe” (and all such transpositions) are treated like the same tag.

AO3 isn’t TikTok. Tag accurately and completely for your fic themes so people can search AND filter. Use the correct words in your fic content so people who use blacklist extensions can actually benefit from the tools that protect them.

If you don’t feel comfortable using a word without censoring it, then don’t use that word at all. Maybe consider why you’re even writing something that contains that theme.

Sincerely,

An actual real life rape and incest survivor who has actual fucking PTSD and really doesn’t want to have to stop reading fic for my ship because people think a god damn asterisk is going to somehow save people like me from being triggered.

I feel like maybe people newer to fandom don’t realize that putting asterisks in words like that is not to avoid triggering someone. Alternate words and alternate spellings are for tricking the algorithm from censoring/blocking your content from distribution (like on tiktok, not showing your video to anyone if you use the word “dead”, so you use the word “unalive”).

Tumblr and AO3 both don’t have that issue - your posts will still be seen if you use the full version of those words. And, as OP stated above, people rely on you using those words so that their blacklisted words/phrases work and they can actually avoid the things that trigger them.

The internet is vast and ever-changing and rules vary from site to site - this is good information for newer AO3/tumblr users!

The fuck is going on right now

This is such a finely aged post

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

100% this.

not to be dramatic but we desperately need a punk movement to come in and wash away this Instagram model airbrushed picture perfect trend. it’s so damaging……teens, young adults, kids, the Grown….all of us need to just. we need to be sweaty again. we deserve it smeared eyeliner…..idk just. it’s okay if ur hair is greasy please just relax & then get mad about stuff that’s important to you.

If I have to see one more fucking post about transgendered freaks I'm gonna delete my tumblr

Do it bitch and also cry more

Ma'am this is the transgendered freaks website