they’re beautiful

who

harry’s thighs in skinny jeans

Fire-breathing dragon catches fire at Disney World parade (Vid: IG - hollyer)

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

I don’t think that this is how seasonal migration is supposed to work.

please unmute this

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

If you’re around 18 and you dont find this nostalgic I feel bad for your childhood

I had that EXACT Doodle Bear! I actually thrifted it in college back in the late 2000s. I gave it to my young niece.

if someone is feeling upset, depressed or suicidal, can they talk to you? if yes, please reblog this so they know they can message you.

Always

YES. YOU CAN ALWAYS MESSAGE ME. A L W A Y S

feef meem

are you fucking kidding me

its him

its mash potato

Why was this cut out from the goblet of fire?!

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SAD ABOUT THE ABSENCE OF THIS SONG, I NEVER REALISED IT WAS FILMED THEN CUT

all the durmstrang and beauxbatons kids are just like what the actual fuck

OMFG

this is fab 

the best episode of yugioh is when he kills a child

GET IT SIS.

That slow azonto tho >>

The way her hair moves as she dances >>>>>

@thatjawnchizz

Once i learn to dance like this it’s over for you bitches 😂😂😂

Ok, so... the center of this episode’s narrative is that the spooky witch looks *exactly* like their friend.

Seriously, they just love talking about it.

The gang rushes in to see what Shag ‘n’ Scoob were panicking about, and Shaggy says:

Shaggy: “Like, we saw a witch…”

Shaggy: “…and she looked just like Arlene!”

Even at the end, when they catch the culprit, Arlene says…

Arlene: “Look at her! She’s exactly like me!”

Now, not to split hairs, here…

…but the way I see it…

…if I saw a friend…

…with a few general similarities…

…to a creature that just showed up…

…but lacked a lot of others…

…and who, other than that…

…could be described just as legitimately…

…as “looking a little like” countless other non-spooky people…

…well, maybe it’s just me…

…but I wouldn’t instantly jump to “OMG IT’S A SPOOKY MIRACLE THEY’RE PERFECTLY IDENTICAL IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY”

Maybe I’m just not sufficiently-versed in paranormal comparisons, though.

the angels that greet you in heaven

Omg my ovaries

My heart can’t take this

Always reblog

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

Big mood

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon

We don’t deserve Vince Staples

I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

I like to imagine that the kids get in on it as well. Like Albus and Scorpius can be over heard in the Great Hall with the latest Potter Family gossip

“Did you hear that your dad is leaving your mum for my father?”

“I thought mum was leaving dad for your mum, Scorp?”

“No that was last week. Your mum is with your aunt Luna right now.”

“Ah, my mistake. Pass the pumpkin juice.”

Please tell me that the cursed child was just another bullshit story that the kids fed to her.

New head-canon: Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child.

I’ve been ignoring this post in my notifs for ages but this is now the only explanation for the Cursed Child that I will accept.