the glo up is real 😍

this gave me migraine 

If you feelin’ like a pimp Jedi, go and brush your shoulders off..

I probably owe it to y'all, probably be locked by the force

Tryin’ to hustle some things that go with the Porgs

this is it

this is the vine that killed me

The original looks more messed up to me now than the vine

Donald Trump on climate change

Damn that’s a fantastic analogy.

SO DOPE

Super dope ! 🙌🏾

Crazy thing is Black ppl, we always lit like this…..yall just cant see past our skin

AWWWWWWW!!!!!!

i live for white people accidentally inviting black people to shit and black people making it 10x better. 

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

Someone make a movie please.

Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

When you’re daydreaming about kinky shit in public and you suddenly you’re like “what if someone here’s a mind reader!!!”

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

This is a good one 12/10

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Tunnel Standoff Deleted Scene.

Han Solo, asking the important questions.

I’d like to thank space God and also fruit jesus

“Are you kids with my son? You look like you’re part of that dumb band he joined. What are you called again? The Face Order? The First Odors?”

Han please