Way too obsessed with Parental Everything

The Maddie AI hologram is so fucked up because we see it interacting with physical objects eventho the way it's portrayed it looks like a light projection???

I love how Vlad has created some of the most scientifically revolutionary shit imaginable, but for the dumbest most pathetic reasons.

Vlad created a living sentient clone of a species with only two known members, a species that is both dead and alive, and thus a total scientific improbability..... All because a 14 year old boy didn't want to be adopted by him.

Vlad made a true artifical intelligence light hologram with the impossible ability to interact with physical objects..... Because the real woman the AI is based on didn't wanna date him and online dating wasn't an option apparently.

"You could be curing cancer with your intellect!!"

"I don't want to cure cancer! I want to be a creepy lonely little freak alone in my basement!!"

it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

preach!

Gilgamesh fandom grab your ancient sumerian tablets

Ok so I just want an AU where Conner isn't a test tube 16-year-old baby and actually had a full childhood under Lex Luthor who is a decent dad because Conner has half of his DNA and he an egomaniac. But he never tells Clark and just keeps bashing Superman like a scorn single parent talks about their deadbeat spouse. Because he still wants to use Conner as a weapon to kill Superman.

And Conner becomes a really huge threat to the young justice team because been trained since he was young by Mercy who is an Amazon warrior (Thanks Wikipedia).

And when Bruce lets Tim take over Wayne tech Lex is like "shit that really would free up my time to scheme" and makes Conner his CEO. Because I really just want Tim to struggle from his lack of social skills in getting clients while Conner fails on keeping a company functioning because business is a lot of math and math is boring.

The cup song would have been the worst thing to experience during the tiktok era

character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.

(requested by anonymous)

In made an Hall of the mountain king edit in honor of this batshit insane post (for which i may or may not be partially responsible, too) by @one-time-i-dreamt, enjoy :)

i think this definitely belongs in some weird category, im just not sure which

I NEEDED THIS TODAY, THANK YOU

my favorite genre is “i loved it so much and i would not recommend it to anyone” ❤️

christ

This post took 3 years off my life

I’ll take “words that perfectly describe the Académie Française but which would literally kill them to hear” for 500, Alex.

every day god finds new ways to torture john constantine

@stealingyourbones @bonebrokebuddy

I am a set of calcium sticks powered by electricity and flesh.

@stealingyourbones

you know that scene where Howl takes Sophie to the fields of wildflowers and she feels so wonderful that she regains her youth and smiles like the sun? I want to feel like that.

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

i’m so serious when i say that i need something to make me feel the way fullmetal alchemist made me feel when consuming it all for the first time. what the fuck did arakawa put in there

humbled

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

It was a simpler time

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

It’d be a missed opportunity if I ignored the date

It’s back

I have had this queued for a year

it’s called a what?!

oh my god it is

is it really going to say ass of the bag???

cowards

HGDYKDFCCHCKHKHCHCKGCHKCLC

I'm sorry but I refuse to leave this in the tags.

Tolkien did know this, he left specific instructions on how to translate his works and what to keep. Which is why Bilbo Baggins from Bag End became Bilbon Sacquet de Cul-de-Sac

BILBO FROM THE ASS END OF HOBBITSVILLE

Every single person studying a language when they recognize the most basic word of the language in a text or a video