Okay, so, listen.

A lot of people are like "Nimona is now Ballister's daughter" and everything. But her being his daughter seems kinda odd to me.

And not because she's 1000-something years old.

So, say, currently she's 1000, and we don't know how much longer she might live. For all we know, she might live for thousands more years or just be immortal.

And if she will just live much longer than humans, then she might actually still be a kid by her standards and change her behavior, will act less like a kid as the time passes and it will simply be a matter of time.

Judging by her behaviour and the fact that she doesn't look at all old or ancient(and she's already a 1000 years old) she is still either pretty young, or, again, immortal, and won't be going anywhere for a long time.

What I like about kids is that eventually they get their own life and you don't have to take care of them anymore.

But if Bal is now basically Nimona's father, then he will take care of her for the rest of his life? That's what seems odd to me, I dunno why.

So that's what I wanted to say.

P.s. Really sorry if I offended someone, I'm not really used to expressing my opinion. And now I feel like I'm overthinking everything. Sorry

I always seem to be thinking too hard about things, even when I shouldn't. So anyway I did some counting.

Say, a person can live about 80-90 years old or something like that, right? So let's put an 85 into our equation.

Nimona looks like she's about 15, so we put it right below the 85.

Then we have our x, that's what Nimona's lifespan might be.

And 1000 is her current age.

So judging by the equation she might live about 6000 years, I guess?

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