Anonymous asked:
i’m lactose intolerant:(
dont care
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This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
There once was a man from Verdun
Maurice
Maurice
Maurice
Maurice
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
1 2 summon my ghoul
3 4 suffer some more
5 6 plague of ticks
this is superior humor
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every time i see a chess related meme on here i’m like does op know about chess 2. op have you purchased chess 2 from acsherman dot itch dot io
chess 2 is the 2019 update to chess 1 written by my dear friend and podcast co-host andrew, including new moves such as
What do you think of trans people
i am trans people
Anonymous asked:
Is there proof that temu is treating its workers like shit or are people just assuming
I think you fundamentally don’t understand how companies like Temu work. The dresses aren’t 1.50$ because of magic, it’s because they don’t pay their workers and profit from warehouses full of Uyghur forced laborers
