Mink Stole's absolutely deranged one-liners in Desperate Living, dir. John Waters, 1977

this is all i can think abt tbh

god created man to be penetrated

i posted this with violence and the crucifixion in mind and you hussies are talking about anal

me when i lie

Urgent!!!

My roommate and I are trans, disabled, and he is currently recovering from life-threatening disability complications. I applied for a job the other day and should hear back soon. We have barely been able to afford housing and necessities. The goal below is to cover a week's rent, due Wednesday, food, transportation, and air filters. We also had an unexpected bill come out of my account, setting us back so this is urgent.

I will do art for anyone who gives $50+, just dm me at my artblog @theartistrans

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$165/$790

unironically adore chess set designers whose central design principle seems to have been "how can I make a position as hard to parse as possible"

note that the king becomes an offensive piece in the endgame

use this chess set for the alimony gambit

hey girl... ted kaczynski dying made me think ... wish i could mail you my heart 💌 this message might blow up in my own face 🙍‍♂️ but our break up and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race 💔you dont have to respond to this. tell your mother i miss her

frank iero is so full of love where does he put it all

CAN I GET A CHIP

the clickhole people take no prisoners yet again

i am never going to shut the fuck up about this PLEASE say their download set was professionally recorded. PLEASE

i like to entertain myself by thinking about Bad Succession -> (alternate reality succession where it sucks). constant sepia-tinted flashbacks to traumatic childhood memories, with echoey abusive dad dialogue. post-car accident kendall is haunted by a hallucination of the waiter everywhere he goes. shiv has girlboss moments where she triumphs against misogynistic men and they learn not to underestimate women. once you get started you can’t stop.. the ideas are endless. they would try to make kendall into a rebellious bad boy type with personal demons. he would have a scene where he stares into a cracked mirror to represent his fractured psyche

A time honoured tradition

just heard about ted kaczynski. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

B Team my beloved (Spider-Ham’s there too, you just can’t see him 👍👍👍👍)

based on @artificialcaretaker 's idea from twitter :3

Peter B giving his daughter a smooch on her head.