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↳ 3.12 - "War of the Coprophages"

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

How did they find the worst audio ever made

"surely an exaggeration" i thought, before hearing the worst audio ever made

You look at the video and it's- you know, a person in a sun wukong costume (i thiiiink that's who they're supposed to be?).

They're making a neat cotton candy flower.

And then you see the comments that says worst audio ever made and- 'yeah right' you think. You've heard SO many bad audios in your life.

You've heard versions of born to be wild and deck the halls done entirely in meows.

You've heard a balloon squeak version of toxic by brittany spears.

No, my dudes. This really does take the cake.

google why does my hurt

A whole five of you reblogged this and not a single one of you pointed out the typo. I am literally Caesar in the senate room

you think you're funny huh

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

Add a maid of dishonor too

so, this is the plot of much ado about nothing

GIRL

When it comes to the feeding of the 5,000, everyone always focuses on the abundance of leftover food: twelve baskets worth.

But where did the baskets come from?

My mom theorized that since this miracle occurred on the Galilean shore, there would be plenty of rushes or reeds in the area, and the women in the crowd probably realized there was about to be a lot of leftover food and decided to do some basket weaving on the spot.

But this brings up the question of how there were baskets at the feeding of the 4,000, which occurred on the other side of the Galilean sea and a lot farther from the water. No weaving materials.

Our best conclusion was that the ladies remembered what happened last time and decided to bring take-home containers just in case. “Oh, the Son of God is having another presentation, there might be food.”

(It’s also possible that Jesus just miracled up some baskets, but. This is funnier.)

@pillarofawesome

Loyalty and dedication to the point of dehumanization but only when paired with appreciation and gratitude to the point of rehumanization

Imagine not valuing your own life except as protection for another and that other valuing your life since you can't

Cecil Beaton, Portrait of Leslie Caron for Gigi directed by Vincente Minnelli, 1957.

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